Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Inner voice
Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML
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ragsy 7
Hysterical!
snowboarder1417 2
Seems like your brain didn't turn on, let alone a filter
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snowboarder1417 2
Seems like your brain didn't turn on, let alone a filter
awesomesauce8 0
huh? I am so confused
stealthkitten 3
this isn't funny. op you're an idiot and you should use your brain.
canadian_ftw 8
there's this thing called a brain... use it before you talk.
whiteboy77 0
lmao
bigbadtim 7
Verbal filter or not, why the hell would you say that? YDI!
zenti 2
That's funny. I laughed, but yeah, it's a pretty mean thing to say. Learn to control yourself next time.
phorcep 0
I audibly lol'd when I read this. fyl.
Schizomaniac 24
How do you perform an inaudible lol?
bigbadtim 7
FYI No need to be redundant. If you LOL'd, then it will be audible.
Spastastic 6
Many people type "lol" when they're only mildly amused, and not actually laughing. That's part of the reason I dislike it so much.
RFetsch 0
Don't shake a baby.com
einauglein 0
Hahahahahahahaha I love it! That's totally something I'd say.
sourgirl101 29
It's thinking before you speak. And saying things in a TACTFUL way. Q: Do you think iicaptain and illmatic2 used their verbal filter before suggesting google and common sense? (: A: no shhhh...