Today, my boyfriend got a new tattoo. It was a big tattoo of Pikachu on his hip. I told him now I'd feel like I was having sex with an 8-year-old boy. His defense? "No, no, think of it as having sex with Pikachu!" He still refuses to understand why that's weird. FML
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Today, I got my boyfriend naked for the first time. He had "Baby Fucker" tattooed over his groin. He had some weird explanation for it, but I couldn't stop thinking about him fucking a baby, and it turned me off massively. I don't think I can keep dating him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that I'd gotten on my lower back. He said, "It looks like it's flying when your rolls jiggle." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he'd think of me getting his initials tattooed over my heart. "That's awesome, babe," he answered enthusiastically. "But could you get them on your ass instead?" FML
Today, my girlfriend got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash over her pubic mound. Now whenever I go down on her, I'll be eye-to-eye with an adorable pony that shits rainbows. FML
Today, my husband bought a Pokémon game and started playing it in bed. It's like I'm married to an eight year-old boy. Why can't I have a normal man, who reads books or even plays normal games for an adult? I can barely look at him without feeling ashamed for settling with such an overgrown child. FML
Today, unbeknownst to me, my boyfriend got a tattoo of the Joker on his neck. The worst part? It's Jared Leto's godawful Joker. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a sexy new tattoo as a surprise for me. It’s on her boob in Japanese, next to a pair of sexy lips, and she claims it says "Oral Queen." I'm fluent in Japanese so I wish she'd asked for my help first, because it actually translates to "Mouth Ruler" which is not sexy at all. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a new tattoo - the Blink-182 logo on her stomach. I wouldn't mind it, except she got pregnant a month ago and I'm pretty sure that it can't good for the baby. FML
Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML
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Valkyrie2012 4
I can just imagine the ****** sound
MelTheGreat 23
PIKA!......nasty.
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DjeePee 25
Did he ask your opinion before it got permanently inked into his skin?
avatar0810 15
Why does it matter if he did or not?
fuzz97 23
Are you serious, 80?
mrsmaglietta 6
Um your boyfriend sounds retarded
vulpixvixen24 7
Um, your comment sounds retarded.
MainPrism 16
Oh come on now, tickle his gyarados until he squirtles!
Stoopid_life 2
It's on his hip,not his balls.
LadyJoker21 0
Now when he's like 43 itll start to look like a demented yellow cat/raccoon type thing
Torres92 1
Errrr... A lot older than 40 odd.
kyat288 9
Omg, my names Kat too lol... Anywayss, image what it'll look like when he's old and grey!
Lord_Nord 4
Well at least he didn't get Hello Kitty
Tamz13 2
I love cartoons. I love tattoos. But for me, the two just don't go together. You need to put a LOT of consideration into something that's going to be on your body forever, & it doesn't really sound like OPs boyfriend did that.
klatt 8
He sounds gay. What real man goes to get a tattoo on his hip. Better dump him now before you date him for many years. Only to find out that he is really gay & a freak !! PIKA on his hip OMG
Batmark 10
a tattoo is not easily removed, it's best to put a lot of thought into any permanent alterations you do to your body as you will have to live with it or shell out a lot of money to have it removed. sure your BF may like Pokemon now, but will he feel the same in the future? for his sake i hope he does, because an image of a ugly yellow rat thing on his hip might be a turn off for his future sexual partners...
vulpixvixen24 7
Pokefans are for life, dude.