Today, my boyfriend got a new tattoo. It was a big tattoo of Pikachu on his hip. I told him now I'd feel like I was having sex with an 8-year-old boy. His defense? "No, no, think of it as having sex with Pikachu!" He still refuses to understand why that's weird. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my boyfriend naked for the first time. He had "Baby Fucker" tattooed over his groin. He had some weird explanation for it, but I couldn't stop thinking about him fucking a baby, and it turned me off massively. I don't think I can keep dating him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that I'd gotten on my lower back. He said, "It looks like it's flying when your rolls jiggle." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he'd think of me getting his initials tattooed over my heart. "That's awesome, babe," he answered enthusiastically. "But could you get them on your ass instead?" FML
Today, my girlfriend got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash over her pubic mound. Now whenever I go down on her, I'll be eye-to-eye with an adorable pony that shits rainbows. FML
Today, my husband bought a Pokémon game and started playing it in bed. It's like I'm married to an eight year-old boy. Why can't I have a normal man, who reads books or even plays normal games for an adult? I can barely look at him without feeling ashamed for settling with such an overgrown child. FML
Today, unbeknownst to me, my boyfriend got a tattoo of the Joker on his neck. The worst part? It's Jared Leto's godawful Joker. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a sexy new tattoo as a surprise for me. It’s on her boob in Japanese, next to a pair of sexy lips, and she claims it says "Oral Queen." I'm fluent in Japanese so I wish she'd asked for my help first, because it actually translates to "Mouth Ruler" which is not sexy at all. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a new tattoo - the Blink-182 logo on her stomach. I wouldn't mind it, except she got pregnant a month ago and I'm pretty sure that it can't good for the baby. FML
Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML
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Valkyrie2012 4
I can just imagine the ****** sound
MelTheGreat 23
PIKA!......nasty.
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Comments (181)
Kukironosuke 16
Anyone who thinks pokemon is for 8 year olds is immature. I'm not saying everyone has to like cartoons, but to say that simply because it's a pokemon automatically makes it for children is being extremely childish. Pokemon is a fascinating and endearing television cartoon/video game series, and real geek/fan of the show would not "grow out of it" Pikachu is around to stay
KingCeltic77 18
When he orgasms he has to go like "Pika-CHOOOO!!!!"
garytg 3
Pikachu use iron tail followed by a string shot.
rainbowteehee 6
That's reticules.
zombiekitten87 12
Reticule? Like a small hand bag?
jami3m 4
who doesn't love pikachu?!
flugiboogee 9
I doubt he's refusing to understand, no one can refuse to understand anything, they do or they don't.
babyangel101 5
aww. I LOVE PIKACHU
nniikkaayy 4
i have a pokeball and the pokemon drifloon tattooed on me. i'm 21 years old. when you go through 15 years loving something, it's kinda hard just to let it go :) i would love a pokemon tattoo on a guy.
womblebat 2
If you don't want him, i'll have him. Pika-PIIIIII!!
sthancock 4
A Pokemon tattoo would be like the ultimate deal clincher for me. "You got Pikachu on your hip!?! Marry me!!!". :)