Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML
Geckosrock99 tells us more.
OP here. First of all, I'm nineteen. The ninety-nine in my username is just a random number. Not my birth year and not the number of geckos I have (or rather, used to have.) The vibrator wasn't running low on batteries. I had just changed them and, unfortunately for me, it was dying for good. I've had my fear of clowns since I was seven, because of that "IT" movie, so hearing that noise in the dark was pretty scary.
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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SkoomaKi 28
****** denied. Try again.
SeniorHaG 4
You've been trolled... By your own vibrator, lmao.
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SkoomaKi 28
****** denied. Try again.
Sandsh8rk 36
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
OP is so sexually unappealing that even inanimate objects don't want to be near him.
B3Y0ND 3
17: Him??
007type 26
17- And how do you figure that one out?
Qandol 26
#17, i don't think guys would use Viberator lol.
Antares_01 9
I don't think #17 looked at the gender icon of OP on the top right corner of the post lol
gmc_blossom 21
Do you really have to look at the gender icon to determine this was posted by a girl? I'm pretty sure it could be easily insinuated that the OP is a female by the simple fact that she posted about using a vibrator.
ljord2n 4
Believe it or not gay guys use vibrators lol
MochiDango 4
29 There are actually vibrators out there just for men. Not that I'm trying to defend 17, because I know better than to post about an OP without looking at what gender they are.
Sandsh8rk 36
I completely forgot to consider gender, so I just assumed it was a guy posting. God I can be an idiot sometimes >.
mikeofthunder 13
54 - I really wouldn't think of you as a part-time idiot
Sandsh8rk 36
I am not a know it all with sex toys alright?!? Please stop sledging me! For gods sake!
budnut 10
So your a expert?
littlesister67 0
Look at OP's FML. It actually shows that she is a female. Focus...
MDTeddy 13
Get a bf. I really feel bad for you Op. Clowns are scary. I am not scared of them, but most dying toys sound like death trying to kill you.
sens3sfailing 25
71-you're* sorry, it must be done
Link5794 18
SandSh8rk's comment was perfect until the last word.
GabeGuy19 14
Do you have to be that savage?
SeniorHaG 4
You've been trolled... By your own vibrator, lmao.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Sounds like the Joker has been around!!
astoryofroses 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
scared to death? then how'd you post this?
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Half to death. Can you actually read?
MrDream_fml 2
She said half to death, learn how to read.
calilovergirl 4
At least it scared you instead of shocking you!
zandalee 20
My girly bits just shuddered.
MrsPegg 45
That's where I thought this FML was going!
ChrisTheCalm 9
You get what you pay for..
DollyDope 17
Some toys are made with the sole purpose of sending small electric shocks. I believe a popular one is called the violet wand.
grapist111 4
*Cleveland's voice* That's nasty
boofgall 16
4- Wrong use of Cleveland!
sexaaydino 14
Hahahaha
boofgall 16
18- Your profile picture made me laugh. Then I realized it might be real after reading your retarded bio.
ScaughtieHolden 11
I'm not sure if it's the angle but one of her breasts looks significantly larger than the other. Like, grapefruit:cantaloupe.
KiddNYC1O 22
Thats nasty followed by a wink, right?
ali094king 4
101 - probably the fact that they are real and one is getting smushed by the other because her body is a angled
FattySock 1
It says on your profile that you are a mother. I weep for your child(ren). You see (and I say this with my most patronising voice)... sexaaydino is NOT on an angle causing her b00bs to squish. What she has done (and granted it's a clever and subtle trick) is angle the CAMERA. She is sitting straight (you can tell by looking at the background... see how the windows are all on an angle as well?). So there is no reason for one b00b to look much larger than the other...
lil_ham1644 29
But one is...(@ 132)
ILollieeI 10
You do realise 'b00bs' aren't the exact same size..?
theslimshadylp 6
Now you have a fear of clowns and things that vibrate.
lovelyspyder 7
Or just vibrating clowns
IOmnomHard 10
Sounds like it became possessed. It happens. Throw it in the drawer and buy a new one.
MigraineurOfLife 15
Would you throw it away instead of the drawer being it's messed up now?
zandalee 20
Could be fun owning a possessed vibrator... You never quite know what it's going to do.
SonOfAMitch 14
Like attacking your bits in the night, for example.
blacksswan 10
That awkward moment when you get trolled by your own toy..... I'd be scared to use another vibrator in the future.
cliffibom 15
I wonder if that is OP's birthyear in her name
IOmnomHard 10
Oh lord... I really hope not.
salamq 6
I wouldn't be surprised!
pokefan813 16
They grow up so fast! ;(
MissMae93 23
Please be a lucky number...
Fisheyedfool7 2
Lmao, so gross
bizarre_ftw 22
Probably her graduation year
killmoose 5
Well, she would be 13, so she would have gone through puberty, the only question I have is how the hell did she get one in the first place, If that is indeed her birth year
chane1100 6
Giggity.
Papiamilli 1
Prolly graduation year so she is atleast 26
dasgaytaco 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'm pretty sure the saying goes "those who go to sleep with broken vibrator, wake up with stinky fingers" or something like that.
chellyX92 8
No, not at all.
freckleface221 19
"Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wakes up with smelly finger." I don't even want to know what you were thinking.
tjamurphy 5
At least you didnt come in the dark to the sound of a laughing clown
007type 26
*came
B3Y0ND 3
15: Uh, no, 11 was right...
007type 26
22- I know, I was about to edit my comment when the time ran out. :(