Today, while sitting with my son, an ice cream cone landed on my head from out of nowhere. I look up to see three children on the balcony above us yelling, "Look! We hit the fat lady!" They ran away laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML
Today, I was eating an ice cream on a sidewalk and some woman decided it was time to clip her toenails on her balcony above me. One of the nail shards fell onto my ice cream. FML
Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML
Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML
Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML
Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML
Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML
Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML
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Tequilamockngbrd 7
Aw, that's so awful! The things kids do these days... Wasting good ice cream. It's unbelievable.
Pedo_Bear_fml 0
How old would you say they were? Just curious.
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Comments (95)
I_piss_red_bull 0
These FML Clichés are getting more frequent, No? Oh yeah and FHL for seeing your fatass :)
Allymeme 3
ydi for being fat
allihall127 0
So that makes it okay that these kids are extremely rude and disrespectful? There is never an excuse for that. Parents need to start teaching their kids and not just spoiling them rotten and letting them get away with anything.
JohnLovesFMLs 0
Okay I'm 12 years old. Firstly I think the way all you arrogant people say 'kids these days' and bullcrap like that is judgemental and incourages the stereo-type about kids nowadays being immature and not being as smart as adults that the average American population of minors had set. Secondly those kids are stupid, immature and deserve to have an Icecream into their face because it is not only idiotic and immature to throw an icecream cone onto someones head but it is extremely rude and disrespectful to then shout such a offensive and degenerative comment to the victim of the icecream. I also find it painfully distressing that our society has lowered it's standards to such lowlife, critical arsewholes that criticise this poor woman just because she is overweight. I find it sad that the respect people have toward an individual instantly just because they are overweight. People often cannot help having diabetes or a low metabolism. One of my friends is overweight but eats one of the healthiest diets I have seen and eats low quantities of food too. But anyway, FYL.
allihall127 0
You're right, #70, that not all kids are like this and it's not okay to stereotype them and lump them all into one group. But what I think people mean is that, back in the old days, all kids were taught manners and were taught to treat people with respect. But today, some kids are never taught right from wrong and therefore treat people in such a disgusting way and it's all the parents' fault really, not the kids, because usually they don't know any better.
ICUPPRETTYCOLORS 0
Any child above 10 should know better, allihall127.
allihall127 0
FYL. Some parents just never teach their kids respect. I'm sorry.
nc89 0
alli hall??
EveryDayJackAss 0
well then, since your life is ******, just go shoot yourse- oh wait...the bullet would just bounce off of you...never mind
JohnLovesFMLs 0
I know what you mean about many kids not being taught to respect others nowadays, but sometimes people should just stop and think about what they are doing or saying. My parents never forcefully reprimanded me or anything, they just taught me manners like any good parents would, I learn't to respect people in my own time, maybe I've been rude to a few people but being as idiotic and disruptive as this is plain stupidity. Surely a parent doesn't need to teach a kid not to drop ice cream cones on peoples head? I'm not trying to stereo-type kids into being like this but sometimes you just see people being plain stupid and immature all over the place, at school, on YouTube, there are so many dumb people.
xTDCxFEAR 0
well maybe you shouldn't be so fat?
chocokitty57 0
hahaha @advice dog
demontwig 0
YDI for being fat
Haileykins 0
take a hint. little kids are brutally honest.