Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while sitting with my son, an ice cream cone landed on my head from out of nowhere. I look up to see three children on the balcony above us yelling, "Look! We hit the fat lady!" They ran away laughing. FML
Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML
Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML
Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML
Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML
Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML
Today, I was sitting in a park with a friend when a small child approached us. Just as I moved off the bridge to let the kid play, he asked if I'd like to play as the troll under the bridge. I laughed and said, "No thanks!" to which the kid responded, "But there's nobody else ugly enough." FML
Today, my son asked for candy at a supermarket checkout. I said no. He laid on the floor and began screaming as if I'd killed his pet rabbit. Other parents nodded at me in silent sympathy, while strangers judged me with their glares. I bought the candy. He still screamed. FML
Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML
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Top comments
thrAsHeRr9081 16
SHUN THE NONBELIEVER! SHUUUNNN.
missyj0 12
You must believe in the unicorns! Or else you shall feel their wrath.
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Comments (212)
ChibiGirl5 0
Hahahah oh god
13FTW 9
Should've ******* believed.
ChibiGirl5 0
Yea really everyone believes in unicorns and dragons xD
13FTW 9
Why the "xD" face? I'm being completely and entirely serious in this matter, please refrain from making jokes or any sarcasm. It is slightly offensive.
nonelikeworms 0
OP should have run after the kid trying to poke him.......or maybe that's me
LiveLaughFML 10
planking, coning..the crap that people my age come up with these days. SMH lol (:
fakeaccountX 6
Beware! The more you believe in them, the more they'll try to get you.
captianKool 4
That kid had some balls... Or a mental disorder
Iamnotmyself 17
Wait... so why did you lie about believing in.... Oh wait that was the acid trip never mind.
kelsey_katie 17
My friend has a video on YouTube of him doing that at a mcdonalds drive thru. Look up uniconing on YouTube!!
Bekeliyr 10
such a rip off of coning
cocknblock 0
So this was able to reach ur head?
missyj0 12
You must believe in the unicorns! Or else you shall feel their wrath.
tylersign 11
Exactly. Next time it won't just be a kid. The unicorns will show up, and then will you believe, OP? That's what I thought.
jacetopia96 1
I love the video of the drive thru guy.
waggleninja 0
nice tata's
rebekahah 7
Revenge is sweet
Skinner13 9
Really dude???
Skinner13 9
My tata's r way nicer than that!
deXter11_fml 0
What tata's?
salvorican 24
YDI for not believing in unicorns!! :O
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Unicorns aren't real, they're just polycorns that lost a few of their horns in battle. Duhhh.
caitlyndeon18 10
Pegasus's are better :) they fly! ;)
InsanePPG 25
#3, I was going to say the exact same thing, and you beat me to it.
white16sox 19
80 it's pegasi.
Lennes 12
#93, I don't think it changes the fact that pegasuses (or pegasi) are flipping awesome.
Lennes 12
#93, I don't think it changes the fact that pegasuses (or pegasi) are flipping awesome.
Lennes 12
#93, I don't think it changes the fact that pegasuses (or pegasi) are flipping awesome.
Lennes 12
#93, I don't think it changes the fact that pegasuses (or pegasi) are flipping awesome.
Lennes 12
#93, I don't think it changes the fact that pegasuses (or pegasi) are flipping awesome.
Lennes 12
Aw bloody hell. What happened?
Splurgeaholic 4
Happens to me every day ....
Death_From_Above 0
That sucks... Every day? I guess ur like me an won't ever believe in unicorns
carpedhiem 0
im pretty sure u get horns dunked somewhere else huh?
carpedhiem 0
im pretty sure u get horns dunked somewhere else huh?
thrAsHeRr9081 16
SHUN THE NONBELIEVER! SHUUUNNN.
cameraobscura83 3
I believe!!!
st3phii 9
Help me believe!
iam_yummylicious 12
I want to believe, but I was touched when I was little :(...
BellaBelle_fml 23
Chaaarrrlieeee! We're on a bridge Charlie, a magical bridge of hope and wonder!
chookyla1 5
Come to candy mountain chhhharrrrrlieeeee. :D
chimcharx3 15
Lol 69's comment is perfect for the comment they made
EvilPotato 15
Candy mountain, candy mountain the land of tasty treats (several minutes later...) goddamn they took my spleen.
sleepyhungry93 0
Lol this legitimately made my day. Thank you.
hailphire130 0
103-MY KIDNEY!!! THEY STOLE MY FREAKIN' KIDNEY, GOD DAMN IT!!!
EvilPotato 15
135 oh man they took my tv!
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
He wanted OP to look like a unicorn with the ice cream cone!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I never woulda guessed...
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
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GardeningHoes 0
Oh I thought he was a blueberry.
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
I was being sarcastic... Dumbass
smappy 1
You were not being sarcastic; as the meaning of the word obviously fails you. You were being a moron as befits your cliche profile picture.
KiddNYC1O 22
112- Hey now, low blows and kidney shots are illegal.
sp3nZ3r 1
No shit Sherlock!
skata 4
6- btw, tha Carter IV sucks
skata 4
6- btw, tha Carter IV sucks
FMLKamiisaur 0
You are the dumbass, dumbass. -.-
rebekahah 7
Do you want an award, super genius?
je_suis_fml 11
captain obvious saves the day!
zachherbert 10
112- Not illegal, just frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane. Everyone just got so sensitive after 9-11. Thanks a lot bin Laden.
shovels 0
200, your picture is so beast
Mitch_Connor 11
Then I saw her face, NOW I'M A BELIEVER!
missyj0 12
Not a trace, of doubt in my mind. I'm in love, oooooooooh. I'm a believer, I couldn't leave her if I tried! I'm sorry. I just had too :3
HeyImJuli 3
16 is married to a unicorn. Very happy together, very happy :)
RA661 8
That always reminds me of Shrek
BB_ava 0
Ice cream cone on your head. You're the unicorn now ;) I guess that was his prank.
dreamering 16
How did you guess that?
elmogoezRAWR 0
Holy shit!!! ****** brix*
dotgov1369 1
Thank you Captain Obvious!!!
onthetoilet 3
How tall was this kid to reach your head
PYLrulz 17
OP could of been sitting on a park bench, or having a picnic in the park sitting on a blanket
cptmorgan6 8
Or... OP was taking a stroll, just like they state in the FML.
maddylovesu 5
shun the non-believer charlie, shunnnn(;