Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Today, while I was getting a blowjob from my girlfriend in the shower, my mom stood outside the door the whole time, asking me about my day. My girlfriend never stopped going, and my mom, who was unaware that my girl was with me in the shower, is now getting me tested for speech impairment. FML
Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
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Top comments
daringtoride 27
WHY would you have sex in the shower when there was a chance your mum or dad would be home, come home early, etc? Goodness.
ilikebikes7 3
Did you get a towel?
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Comments (62)
angelfishey 3
Your mom reminds me of the mom from Mean Girls
RvidxrKlvn 8
Could be short for Stevania....
Obey_StudBoii 23
Doesn't matter had sex.
titibug823 11
Mom:Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A towel? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.
SunTzu2 9
Sex in the shower is great! Your mum is certainly very understanding and kind. She could of said something 'different' though... You've got a great mum!
redhedsaysrawr 18
If I were the mom I would have come in and used the toilet loudly while you guys were in there... Be glad yours didn't do anything too bad OP.
ben827 10
Hey, at least she didn't walk on on you and say "NOT IN MY HOUSE!" Your mom seems like a decent person for at least giving you privacy and offering you towels. I mean who doesn't want a hand-delivered towel after taking a sex-filled shower? Yes, I said sex-filled.
User57777 13
I never understand these FMLs, WHY would it be a good idea to have sex when there's a chance you'll get walked in on.
aJaguarinRed 9
Don't forget to bring a towel!!
annie_nk 23
"Are you making my grand babies" will be used if I ever catch one of my kids doing this. Thanks for the line :)