Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Today, while I was getting a blowjob from my girlfriend in the shower, my mom stood outside the door the whole time, asking me about my day. My girlfriend never stopped going, and my mom, who was unaware that my girl was with me in the shower, is now getting me tested for speech impairment. FML
Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
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Top comments
daringtoride 27
WHY would you have sex in the shower when there was a chance your mum or dad would be home, come home early, etc? Goodness.
ilikebikes7 3
Did you get a towel?
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Comments (62)
sharenxx 1
need any snacks , a condom? ah god love ya.
nutellaisawesome 5
Haha I love mean girls
westmall21 12
Maybe you can try something different with that one towel. ;)
bugmenotmofo 34
あの。。。If this was your *own* home/apartment, then change locks. If you live with the parents, then you need to get your own apartment asap. Or at least find some place where you can have fun with your girlfriend without anyone interrupting. "Love hotel" might work.
pnutbutternjelly 15
Is that really doing something different?
hateevryone 15
At least she didn't yell at you or lecture you.
reaxion 25
Nothing wrong with that :-) Everybody has sex, and I am sure your mother tried some different things when she was young. For all you know, you might have been conceived on the kitchen table or hanging upside down from the rafters!
SillyGirl4602 23
Having sex in the shower is something different for you? You should spice up your sex life a little more! It is embarrassing and awkward that your mom did that but at least she was cool about it. My mom would have freaked.
evagil 4
at least she didn't walk in and respected your privacy
bwzwally8 15
That's so cool/ awkward at the same time.
icepick23 12
Sounds like mom was enjoying the show. Mom is not stupid--she knows there are towels in the bathroom anyway. She was afraid of getting caught, so she made up an excuse for being there
sgtcxelite 11
Not everyone keeps their towels in the bathroom.. My family keeps them in a closet right across the hall with the extra toilet paper, shampoos, etc.