Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Today, while I was getting a blowjob from my girlfriend in the shower, my mom stood outside the door the whole time, asking me about my day. My girlfriend never stopped going, and my mom, who was unaware that my girl was with me in the shower, is now getting me tested for speech impairment. FML
Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
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Top comments
daringtoride 27
WHY would you have sex in the shower when there was a chance your mum or dad would be home, come home early, etc? Goodness.
ilikebikes7 3
Did you get a towel?
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Comments (62)
loozoo730 7
Well that was nice of her
lucianaamelia 21
Shouldn't have sex with your mum at home, but she sounds cool so lucky!
shabbybeard 4
You shouldn't have sex with your mum anywhere!
jelly713 19
You shouldn't have sex when your mom is home.
dwc2134 5
OP, clear this up for us, do you live with your mother or do you live on your own/with your girlfriend and your mother let herself in your home? Either way it sounds like she handled it well enough to make this NOT a FML.
DocBastard 40
You clearly don't understand the point of this site. These are meant to be embarrassing moments, not moments when you want to jump off a bridge. Besides, the mods found this story humorous enough to publish, so I'd think twice about questioning them.
DocBastard 40
That should be a very interesting walk of shame for your girlfriend when she leaves. Girlfriend: Uh, hi. Mom: Need anything for the drive home? You must be thirsty after that workout!
TipOfTheHat 10
Did you reply "no thanks, we'll air dry"?
Schizomaniac 24
Did Steve tell you that? What kind of name is Steve anyway? Steve.
izzybd 20
Aww yeah Flight of the Concords.
CallmeRyuzaki 0
What a stupid question. You were in the shower; of course you need a towel.
iamlonelybuthapp 3
Maybe she was fingering herself hearing you two.... Sorry dude your mom is a nympho...!
GhostChickens 17
That could possibly be the weirdest conclusion I've ever seen anyone jump to on FML.
doodlecloud 27
32 - What is wrong with you? Why would you think that? Someone's got some mummy issues...
maddygirl820 10
If there's a chance she'd be home DON'T DO IT
Dusty_Busters 15
These last few FMLs including yours are awesome