Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML
Today, while I was getting a blowjob from my girlfriend in the shower, my mom stood outside the door the whole time, asking me about my day. My girlfriend never stopped going, and my mom, who was unaware that my girl was with me in the shower, is now getting me tested for speech impairment. FML
Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
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Top comments
daringtoride 27
WHY would you have sex in the shower when there was a chance your mum or dad would be home, come home early, etc? Goodness.
ilikebikes7 3
Did you get a towel?
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Comments (62)
Feverrotes 15
That's why you should always do it on the kitchen table.
Beeftinkle 13
Pretty cool? A pretty cool mom would mind her own shit and not lurk by the shower door listening to her own son have sex.
TwoOneFive 11
There's 3 rules you should know if your gonna have sex with your parents in the house. 1st, do it quietly.2nd, don't take off all your clothes. 3rd, make sure your parents are busy!! Hope this helps for next time
LolPieRofl 11
Or daughter
z_lite 6
A daughter named Steve.
BubbleGrunge 18
I'm not really sure why everyone is so up in arms about OP having sex when someone else is in the house. Most people have sex when the mood strikes; and don't act like you've never had sex with your parents/kids/sibling/someone else in the house as well. Personally, I don't see the big problem here OP besides a little embarrassment. At least your mom seems pretty chill about things.
sweetmama88 6
It sure was different alright .
chrisbreastr0kr 11
If I were your mom I'd go flush the toilet 30 times. YDI
Kg317 18
Doesn't matter still had sex :p
sammyjanette 17
There are some truly brave people in this world. I would never have the balls to have sex in my mother's house even if I was married.