Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I was in the bank with my seven year-old daughter, when I saw an old high school friend of mine with his wife. I said hello, and he commented on how beautiful my little girl was. I thanked him, and as I turned away, I heard his wife say, "I guess the father must be the good looking one." FML
Today, while shopping, I bumped into a guy I knew in high school. He went on about he heard I'd got married, looked like I'd had a baby, and that, "she looks just like you!" The kid was my niece, and my husband broke up with me 2 years ago. Thanks for bringing that up. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML
Today, I was visited by a high school friend who lives in another state. She was furious because I got married a few months ago, and she kinda had feelings for me. I had to ask her to leave. Here's the funny thing: she's been married for 4 years and they have a son, and she didn't even invite me to her wedding back then. FML
Today, my husband introduced me to an old high school friend of his. He's always told me the guy is the opposite of himself and to keep expectations low. I opened the door to a drop dead gorgeous man, sweet, with an excellent job, car, and great sense of humour. Instant crush. FML
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML
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Top comments
Jake_2013 0
Bitch slap her!!
dianadoll 23
Jealous:) maybe she just meant that you were to pretty for him..
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Comments (117)
kemando 22
and she was shocked when you called him over and introduced him, right?
sourgirl101 29
OP, but you did! and he clothes shops with you. Win, win!
emmiep1011 7
did you ask her about her "husband"?
RfmlM 0
I agree with all the ones who say "she is jealous " an be happy ur. She just wish she could get a man like that.
MrXerxes5 6
YDI cause you let that ho insult you or your husband. ****** go bitch mode an show her whats up.
MrXerxes5 6
and not an. oops.
imnotcraZ 0
that's it? you still got the man
MrXerxes5 6
@geeksaresexy go back and read your shit cause i understood what Stewman was saying just read it over. He wasnt wrong at anytime about what he said. he coulda been sayin he was being sarcastic about her believing she wasn't good looking enough for the husband.
geeksaresexy 18
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BountyBass 13
insinuate! a word people should use more
TheresNoEffingwa 7
Ha! in your ****ing face ****wad! just finished watching family guy but really i love it when people assume i hope she felt like shit when you actually introduced her to him. makes me think shes married to some old fat gray drunk..good for you for getting a hottie.