Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I was in the bank with my seven year-old daughter, when I saw an old high school friend of mine with his wife. I said hello, and he commented on how beautiful my little girl was. I thanked him, and as I turned away, I heard his wife say, "I guess the father must be the good looking one." FML
Today, while shopping, I bumped into a guy I knew in high school. He went on about he heard I'd got married, looked like I'd had a baby, and that, "she looks just like you!" The kid was my niece, and my husband broke up with me 2 years ago. Thanks for bringing that up. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML
Today, I was visited by a high school friend who lives in another state. She was furious because I got married a few months ago, and she kinda had feelings for me. I had to ask her to leave. Here's the funny thing: she's been married for 4 years and they have a son, and she didn't even invite me to her wedding back then. FML
Today, my husband introduced me to an old high school friend of his. He's always told me the guy is the opposite of himself and to keep expectations low. I opened the door to a drop dead gorgeous man, sweet, with an excellent job, car, and great sense of humour. Instant crush. FML
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML
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Top comments
Jake_2013 0
Bitch slap her!!
dianadoll 23
Jealous:) maybe she just meant that you were to pretty for him..
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Comments (117)
stallion2521 0
is it bc your ugly
dianadoll 23
geez thats way mean bully l:
LacrosseGirl23 3
Bet it was awkward when you told her. That's kinda funny actually.
kingtz 6
Probably more awkward when the husband came over and kissed op on the cheek before being introduced to the friend.
hellokat1 0
Looks like she's still mentally stuck in high school. What a beech!
sarahbear430 0
well, obviously, you did get him, so you must be awesome.
Honziie 1
at least your husbands hot OP. you won.
nerdsgetmehot 23
So? You snagged a hottie. Celebrate!
Calyx_fml 22
Call him over and give him a big kiss in front of her.
davek 36
This isn't an FML. You're married to the dude, you've already won.
AJG1997 0
hmmmm someone needs surgery
kkins 0
she's just jealous ignore her
AJG1997 0
no she just hates her appearance.