Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I was in the bank with my seven year-old daughter, when I saw an old high school friend of mine with his wife. I said hello, and he commented on how beautiful my little girl was. I thanked him, and as I turned away, I heard his wife say, "I guess the father must be the good looking one." FML
Today, while shopping, I bumped into a guy I knew in high school. He went on about he heard I'd got married, looked like I'd had a baby, and that, "she looks just like you!" The kid was my niece, and my husband broke up with me 2 years ago. Thanks for bringing that up. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML
Today, I was visited by a high school friend who lives in another state. She was furious because I got married a few months ago, and she kinda had feelings for me. I had to ask her to leave. Here's the funny thing: she's been married for 4 years and they have a son, and she didn't even invite me to her wedding back then. FML
Today, my husband introduced me to an old high school friend of his. He's always told me the guy is the opposite of himself and to keep expectations low. I opened the door to a drop dead gorgeous man, sweet, with an excellent job, car, and great sense of humour. Instant crush. FML
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML
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Top comments
Jake_2013 0
Bitch slap her!!
dianadoll 23
Jealous:) maybe she just meant that you were to pretty for him..
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Comments (117)
shift_love 13
you should see what her husband looks like. prolly a fat piece of shit, the popular people in high school usually end up sucking at life. just know that you are now better than her lol
Zombieslayer1 0
I bet she was just kidding.
spencerstoaker 7
Just ask about her husband. If your husband is that great, then he should be above hers :)
sensoon15 7
16- or maybe the old friend from high school can't even get a husband because of how much of a bitch she sounds like.
snickerz01 0
well thats just unfortunate
Eggers 2
"I got the idea from your husband. Your husband shouted my current husband's name when we made love."
BustaCapInYoAss 5
Well you're married to him, so it doesn't really matter.
narrowords 18
Tell her, damn right it's your husband. You are not stuck in high school, but obviously she is cuz she's still a Bitch. And where's her husband?
EnterChoose 1
She probably doesn't even have a husband...
chui281 0
Shoot! You tell that ***** at least you got a man! and can keep a good looking one that she wishes that she can have or ever dream of!
swaggersauce 4
well atlases you married up? :)