Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML
Today, I visited my 90-year-old great-grandmother and her boyfriend. This wouldn't be a problem, if this boyfriend wasn't different than the one she had yesterday. She told me not to tell him about "the other one". FML
Today, I found out that my grandma is a well-loved member of a notorious biker gang. Meanwhile, I'm a 32-year-old, single, minimum-wage nobody with no friends to speak of. She's probably getting more action than I ever will. FML
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML
Today, my 65-year-old grandmother called and asked me to tell my boyfriend that she was flattered, but she's happily married. I have no idea what she was talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
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jennyc246 8
woah, at least you have a 97 year old grandma.
cutiepie343 7
Does this mean your grandma's an imaginary cougar?
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Comments (114)
jerico616 14
Sometimes reality can hit you like a ton of bricks!
blackwidowtaco 31
No, it wouldn't.
stevenmx86 8
OH SNAP! Burned op! Ydi though for laughing at your grandma so heartily...
ea49610 0
Sorry OP thats messed up from ur mom but then again u shouldnt laugh at ur grandma when u dont have one either
cutiepie343 7
Does this mean your grandma's an imaginary cougar?
69chick69 7
I lol'd at this. :P
HomelessMuslim 0
Does this mean I'm an idiot???
SnowFlakeInAK 7
At that age she is no longer a cougar, she's a puma.
lala_hellooo 0
a puma is a woman between the ages of 22-29 that dates a younger fellow, while a cougar is a woman between the ages of 30-44 that does so
Nikkitaria 9
61 and how's it called for older than 44?
EnEl_Infierno 15
67- I think at 97 years old she would be called a Saber Tooth tiger. lol.
lDobinho 1
a GiLF ;-)
69chick69 7
Your mom is wrong. It is worse to be so desperate that you create a boyfriend than to just not have one.
K_kanaka 26
I'd be more sad that my grandma has a imaginary boyfriend, instead of laughing at her. I hate say it but you deserved it.
Grayscale 9
So you're fine when you made fun of other people but you're upset when you're being made fun of?
perdix 31
How does she know you don't have an imaginary one? Tell her your imaginary boyfriend has a thing for MILFs and GILFs, and you didn't want to tempt him by introducing him to the ***** in your family.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Well that was rude of her, no reason for the mom to insult the op, it could have been a playful laugh, it's not like she was Insulting her grandma, stupid mom, I hate parent's who are like that.
Grayscale 9
If you put it that way, maybe her mom was just teasing on her playfully too.
THE_A_TEEN 28
No, just flat out insulting.
perdix 31
Tell her you have an imaginary boyfriend and his phone number is the square root of -1.