Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML
Today, I visited my 90-year-old great-grandmother and her boyfriend. This wouldn't be a problem, if this boyfriend wasn't different than the one she had yesterday. She told me not to tell him about "the other one". FML
Today, I found out that my grandma is a well-loved member of a notorious biker gang. Meanwhile, I'm a 32-year-old, single, minimum-wage nobody with no friends to speak of. She's probably getting more action than I ever will. FML
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML
Today, my 65-year-old grandmother called and asked me to tell my boyfriend that she was flattered, but she's happily married. I have no idea what she was talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
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jennyc246 8
woah, at least you have a 97 year old grandma.
cutiepie343 7
Does this mean your grandma's an imaginary cougar?
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Comments (114)
jonnyroscoe 3
Sure. His name is George. George Glass.
vi3tno_romeo 5
awrhh...that's deep...
savemycookie 0
Karma's a bitch XD Love that your mom called you out. Cmon dude you seem a little desperate to be with someone when your making fun of your little old grandmas man.. Just love and let love :D
Calyx_fml 22
You have an imaginary stalker.
Mipz 2
That is the best thing...
TodaySuxx 7
Well OP... your grandma is only your grandma because she got laid and had your mom, who then had you. Thus she WAS and still IS doing much better than you. FYL xD
eff5 0
that's right, she went there
bleepbloopthis 0
Lol pwn
walejko06 9
Everyone has needs.
lol32360 0
owned by mom