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fmlTGOD · This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff ·United States

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML

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Angie · 9 September 2011, 23:18 ·France

Right, Imma head out

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML

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