Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML
Today, I visited my 90-year-old great-grandmother and her boyfriend. This wouldn't be a problem, if this boyfriend wasn't different than the one she had yesterday. She told me not to tell him about "the other one". FML
Today, I found out that my grandma is a well-loved member of a notorious biker gang. Meanwhile, I'm a 32-year-old, single, minimum-wage nobody with no friends to speak of. She's probably getting more action than I ever will. FML
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML
Today, my 65-year-old grandmother called and asked me to tell my boyfriend that she was flattered, but she's happily married. I have no idea what she was talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
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jennyc246 8
woah, at least you have a 97 year old grandma.
cutiepie343 7
Does this mean your grandma's an imaginary cougar?
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Comments (114)
WarmPigBelly 4
BOOM! Roasted
Vampkitty 0
Pwnd
arab_princess 3
Damn... You just got dissed... BY YOUR MOM! Hahahahahaha! but really that sucks:)
suicidalgeishas 0
You shouldn't have laughed... Karma can be a bitch... ;)
subjugatedgirl 2
You should ask your grandma if her imaginary boyfriend has a brother....
Laffytaffy1 1
Thats what us get making fun of your granny like smh
aksel1218 13
Wow bitch much
KingreX32 21
BURN!!!!
Tyrez 32
Pfft, I would have laughed too, and since when is imaginary dating better than not dating at all. Who says dating someone makes you more valuable anyway?
Lt_Senpai 21
Tyrannosaurus rekt