j……
United States
I need one
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Reeen
Pittsboro, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
sober
Hillsborough, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was going to stop drinking, since I have been having some problems with alcohol and some of my relatives are alcoholics. He later broke up with me, saying he couldn't be with someone who "chose to be boring." FML
Drunkard
Tracy, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me grief about my drinking. This would be fine, if he were sober. FML
turnmyphoneoff
The Phone Call
Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML
whoababy55
United States
Today, at around 1 am, my boyfriend drunk-dialed and broke up with me. He didn't seem to remember he had already broken up with me yesterday. Thanks for reminding me. FML
drinkdrankdrunk
Edmonton, Canada
On the sauce
Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML
drunkboysgf
Canada
Today, I had to get my boyfriend's mom to help me get my boyfriend in his house because he was so drunk. He broke up with me for getting him in trouble. FML
Anonymous
TW: The final straw
Today, I broke up with my long-term boyfriend, because his alcohol problem is so bad that he drank his way through an old bottle of Tequila, which belonged to my mum, and that I'd kept after she committed suicide. FML
Anonymous
Driven to drink
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying to dispose of several empty alcohol bottles, leading to a discussion how dating me and putting up with my insanity has given him a drinking problem just so he can get through the day. Me catching him seemed to be the wake up call he needed, because he dumped me. FML
me
Today, my boyfriend of nearly 4 years, with whom I have a baby, broke up with me. His reason? His best friend said he didn't like drinking with guys who were "tied down". FML
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F0xyTurtle 8
So maybe you should try to fix your drinking problem...
Jaimegirl 7
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me due to my abusing animals, my reaction? I punted a kitten off a cliff.
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Lulblast 4
Two letters: AA.
Raditude 0
Raechel?
anongrl 2
Remember that there is no thirteenth step.
beezylipstick 1
I really hate people like this. You are capable of change. I do not feel sorry for you.
PapSmearNinja 4
bottoms up sunshine!
Squeaky_Tomato 14
Let's get together and drink then. Unless you are a drama queen or ***** when drunk, cause I don't need more people like that as well. :p
pita2423 10
good call!!!
katt_is_here 24
Step 1. Stop being a dumb drunk There! All in one step. Screw AA!
daffyyj 4
Get some help!
alinka_fml 0
lay off booze you alchy