btg This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

I'm fine, this is fine

Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

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Collection

Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

B'Dawk 14 October 2018, 13:30

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML

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jeesh 31 January 2009, 11:48 United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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davincourt 29 April 2012, 18:31 Apollo Beach, United States

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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buggermonster 16 June 2009, 23:37 United States

Caught in 4K

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML

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i fking love docb 4 November 2012, 21:16 Christiansted, Virgin Islands, U.S.

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

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whattheheck This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Winnipeg, Canada

You what?

Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML

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HaleyIsabelle This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff France

Ew, dude

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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UUUGHHH 5 February 2016, 20:33 Villejuif, France

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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Anonymous 30 August 2015, 00:06 Newmarket, Canada

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

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dating a psycho 3 February 2022, 08:00

Psycho

Today, I learned that when my girlfriend was a kid, she enjoyed torturing animals for fun. Nice to know she was lying when she said the idea of harming an animal “makes her sick to her stomach.” FML