Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
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Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is terrified of me seeing her sex faces, so she violently squished my face between her boobs during sex. I then had a severe asthma attack because I couldn't breathe properly. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
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deannababy 0
that's why you don't **** strangers! You never know what your gonna get!
jdkfgkjdfb 0
YDI for doing it with a guy you just met!
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Comments (40)
RileyFerrari 0
Piggy!
SokDek 14
F#%k my llama! that's what fml stands for, right?
pseudolife 4
Wow, that is some crazy shit. He should of warned you that he had asthma, I would be traumatized by that experience. Now you'll always be thinking if the guy your having sex with is about to cum or if he is going to have an asthma attack. FYL indeed. Sorry OP.
JimTheDrummer 0
Serves you right, and strangers aren't the way to get over someone either. Enjoy the std he gave you, cheers!
bigbottyhunter 4
my girlfriend has asma too and i worry every tiwe have sex that she is going to have an attack.
MichaelReyes1 3
owned!!!'xD
Milky54321 0
Oh no i feel i feel sorry for you you have to delay ur sex for 5 mins so the guy can breath.... U ever had an asthema attack grab a straw and breath through ir for several minutes then complain
Driving_Gaming 22
Or you could just use an Asthma pump. I have Asthma as well.
rigomar 2
all you guys talking shit about OP, wtf let her get hers you guys are just mad cuz you can't get laid
claiiire_fml 17
OP, you're a hoe.
riashah 14
That's why, you always keep the inhaler close by.