Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
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Today, I had phone sex with my boyfriend. He had an asthma attack. FML
Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is terrified of me seeing her sex faces, so she violently squished my face between her boobs during sex. I then had a severe asthma attack because I couldn't breathe properly. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
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deannababy 0
that's why you don't **** strangers! You never know what your gonna get!
jdkfgkjdfb 0
YDI for doing it with a guy you just met!
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Comments (40)
jdkfgkjdfb 0
YDI for doing it with a guy you just met!
genius_man16 1
the guy is every bit as much a ***** as she is and that goes for ALL you assholes calling her a *****
ferreal 0
Eww, stop spreading the AIDS plz, ****
bigraws23 0
Guys have orgassiems?
mcguff 0
roll need on his loot
Hurt16 0
YOU ARE A SMUTTTTT... these r the type of girls that don't give us innocent girls a chance... ur like a mop all used up n when the time comes it will get all smelly n nasty n the'll throw u in the trash :-p...
juni_kewl 0
reminds me of when in science, my teacher said ****** instead is organism.
kekelala3 0
YDI for having sex with a guy you just met.
foxforeignlegion 0
hahahaha wowowow vvvvvv
fellie_fml 0
lol i love how people think just because you have a one night stand means you're going to get and std