Today, I went to my friend's little brother's birthday party. A few of the younger kids were hitting me with a pool noodle, and I didn't really care until a 9-year-old loudly exclaimed, "Hit her in the pussy!" FML
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punmessiah 28
It was obvious this kid was spoiled and hardly, if ever, got punished. After a few other slurs from him, we tried to find his parents but just told my friend's mom since we couldn't find his. My friend's little sister(she's around 6) was also crying to her saying the same kid called her a bitch. The mom was saying she didn't know who's kid it was(the overall lack of supervision over there was astonishing) and she didn't want to punish him herself, else his parents popped up and made a scene.
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DanielleinDC 34
Kids these days. Did that little brat's parents hear?
WhatHappenedToIt 22
screw that nonsense! your a child in my house disrespecting my kids and friends you'll get it from me. I would've made him call his parents and had him sit in the kitchen or something until they picked him up and I would've told them to come get their child and unless he learned some manners he was never to come to my house again. that's what's wrong with kids. parents don't discipline and let them be little brats.
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Comments (59)
fitnessgram 19
Kids are such savages now a days....
GuyOnBridge 14
no, they're little pricks that need to be hit with a belt.
ambersayshii123 17
Ain't that the truth.
n3rdzgotskillz 29
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Had you brought your cat? Maybe that kid was just trying to hit you were it really hurts: your pets.
TheTuna 8
underrated
coming back in the future 30
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#15 I don't think those types of noodles fit in the mouths of cats. (sarcasm)
SocialAmethyst 20
But it'd fit in her ******? Kinky dude.
moodyreallyrocks 27
Kids say the darnest things!!
mattyiscool123 26
How did Bill Cosby get an FML account?
Gastondeluxe 15
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Fu** her right in the pussy.
fakedsincerity 32
why did you censor the word **** on a website which is called **** my life? lol
gearhead369 20
Here kitty, kitty!
the_boyo_cgw 10
why wouldn't you just buy one? they literally just screw on and off
sanyata 9
I think you have the wrong FML
cacheson 42
If they hit you in the pussy, just buy a new one to screw on and off?
Bibblejomin 18
Yes.
Mightyrif 23
You were commenting on the detachable showerhead FML huh. Funny
DanielleinDC 34
Kids these days. Did that little brat's parents hear?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Who says kids weren't always using words like that? We just have the internet today which makes this stuff easier to hear about.
mcethan 5
don't assume that the kid was a brat. it's very possible that they heard that from someone older and the parents just didn't realise until then.
GuyOnBridge 14
until you realize that the little prick called a six year old a bitch and made her cry.
brezzyanna 17
Just to clarify for #41, the OP commented to add that the kid also called a six year old a bitch.
SarcasticRoach 12
Yep, with those flimsey "pool noodles", you pretty much have to score a direct hit to be effective
AlmostDiffident 9
Kids+Access to the Internet=The end of children's innocence
ifuckuprandomly 28
Did they hit you in the pussy? If not, no problem!