Today, my girlfriend decided to pleasure me with a handjob. It was incredibly painful because she didn't understand that my foreskin isn't as flexible as she thought it to be. I didn't have the heart to tell her to stop until she asked, "Is it supposed to turn this color?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my first handjob. She ripped out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teared up. She asked what was wrong and not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was "Just so good." FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML
Today, I got my first handjob. I also found out today that a girl can pull your skin hard enough to cause it to bleed profusely. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML
Today, after being apart for a few weeks, my girlfriend made love to me so hard I got bruises on my penis and it hurts to pee out of it. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying, "Milk the penis… Miiiiilk the penis…" FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, while laying in bed with my girlfriend, I felt her grab my manhood through a layer of blankets. I got a bit stiff, just in time for her to clench tight, and pull violently. She didn't know "it" was in her hand, as she was trying to cover herself with the blanket. My manhood is now red and swollen. FML
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mrphychrs 5
how can she knows she's doin it wrong if you don't tell her? gotta let her know that kinda stuff bud
teague95 16
Take extreme pain instead of just saying "hey babe use some lube and be gentle"
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Comments (176)
Supahnova 14
Why didn't you just stop her and show her how to do it properly? You put yourself through a painful handjob, and for what? Progress won't happen until she's shown the right way to do it.
Dr_Death_Defy 0
wow..... was it her first time giving a tugger????
Mypjsareblue 4
I share ur pain brother
hateevryone 15
I would hate to be you.
42billybob 5
Today, I got a hand job but wasn't man enough to tell her she was doing it wrong, as a direct result I got hurt. FML
L_0_V_3 6
wow sounds painful :(
whattheforkdude 0
If you answered yes, does this mean rainbow dicks exist?
devon1996 4
Thats soo bad omg y just y
cherie93 0
You are a dumb ass. Lmao!!!!!
scr_sensei 14
"incredibly painful...she didn't understand...didn't...tell her" Idiot. You don't tell her you don't like it, you're just going to get more of it.