dumbassbuffet
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Hot boy summer
Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
sharkgirl4
Rialto, United States
Today, I was trying to fix a broken desk fan. I'd taken the guard off and was trying to unscrew the blades, when my roommate decided it'd be funny to plug it in. The blades sliced into my thumb. I need stitches, and he still thinks it's hilarious. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Username
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
I'm a huge fan
Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML
Anonymous
Concord, Canada
Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML
thwack
United States
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
tylerlove361
United States
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
Chicketi
Canada
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Boredom
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Caught
Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML
irony
United States
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Australia
Slicy slicy
Today, I was getting ready for a date, so to avoid stinky pits, I went to put some deodorant on. However, when I raised my arm to apply it, I almost sliced my hand off when I raised it right into the ceiling fan. FML
Top comments
every1luvsboners 11
Wrong kind of ********, champ.
Alleged_Cranium 7
You don't quite understand what a ******** is? Do you?
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Comments (434)
obamathellama 0
Time to get a new hobby, bro.
DMAN80182001 15
This FML would be prefect with your pic, 12 lol
rexgar2000 10
today it took me 15 tries to open this FML. on the other hand you doing it wrong... why is you penis in a fan?
GraveRobber14 13
You counted?
every1luvsboners 11
Go to the FML below it, then push the arrow up button in the top right corner. (on iPhone)
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
Took me about 30
rexgar2000 10
damn I always wondered what those arrows were for but never had the courage to hit them lol
Fruit_Dealer 9
Your comment made me realize something.. Maybe that was the issue : he was using the other hand.
KiddNYC1O 22
I know the feeling, 13. It's like that in the beginning but then you do it like 42 said. Personally, I enjoy the challenge of clicking until I get it then little by little you'll get used to it and get it on your first shot.
eejayee 0
me too! took me 15 tries to open it. I suppose you deserve it, but this is still funny as hell.
SkardeyKat 3
Wow it only took you 15 times? I thought I would never open it!
Dyehard 9
It only took me like 5 times to get it.
Grimmerie 31
I did it in one click. /champion
joeybiguets 0
same
XavierMedina 0
Yo same ship happened to me.
J3R3MYY 14
I thought i was te only one with this problem... Seems to be a whole support group here haha.
skier1478 0
I feel ya bro
bri1215 7
i took about 15 tries too lol
thatoneitalian 3
Took me two.. XD
cgarcia9789 0
Hahahaha! And what's more funny is 3rd comments name! "gingerftw" hahaha! It's too early in the mourning right now :S
biasedshooter 24
It's morning ...
XxAqwa13xX 6
How the hell did your dick end up there?!
gothhottie 5
Exactly what I was thinkin
2ndSucks 15
Extreme fapping : for those who like it rough.
EmreArslan 11
Rofl!
anjtrg_1112 23
Um , HOW ?
twofirstnames 12
Haha reminds me of when Peter from Family Guy does the same with a pencil sharpener, but seriously are you that stupid?
KiddNYC1O 22
Op definitely topped that...
tyler2thextream 3
Omfg that was funnyyyyyyy!!!
lizliz23 0
y
andre5006 2
Now you have to explain why the fans broken?
obamathellama 0
Might not be broken if he's small
ambamm135 7
How in gods name did you manage to do that?