Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my family. The night consisted of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him. Pretty sure he's freaked out. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to meet my coworkers for the first time. I really wanted to impress them, and get them to think how cool we are to hang out with, since I am new to LA. Instead, my boyfriend threw up in my boss's sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to meet his parents over Christmas. I was ecstatic. But there was one condition: I must go dressed as a girl since he hasn't worked up the nerve to come out to his parents yet. We've been dating for over a year. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents and siblings for the first time. Their first reaction was, "Oh? You're her? All this time we thought you're some cartoon character from yet another lousy anime he keeps babbling about." FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for dinner for the first time. As a joke, my dad answered the door wearing the white church robes that he wears when he is lay-reading during a church service, and said, "Welcome, child of God." FML
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
ironichalibut 24
Darth Vader is an amazing guy, what are you talking about? I'd feel pretty cool if he came to a party for me.
Volcan_fml 22
I'd husband that man.
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Comments (110)
TonyRuckus 5
Sounds like something I would do lol! Good on him!
adam3650 12
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
VibratingMeerkat 22
Hey, atleast he showed up!
zandalee 20
I agree! I don't think OP appreciates quite how fabulous her guy is. She should move on and find herself a nice boring bloke, one who probably wears beige trousers to parties.
Jharrist89 12
So you like him, and he doesn't care about the opinions of other people? Sounds like a good deal!
nietzche 8
The Force wasnt with you definitely
ouibijou 15
I thought it was going to end in how he was a jerk to you in front of your friends. Lighten up lady :)
OddShoeLaces 13
Amazing ! Bravo!
grahmagog 14
That would have been epic
VulpesImortalis 4
I'd do the same
user_2394 7
marry that man