Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my family. The night consisted of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him. Pretty sure he's freaked out. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to meet my coworkers for the first time. I really wanted to impress them, and get them to think how cool we are to hang out with, since I am new to LA. Instead, my boyfriend threw up in my boss's sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to meet his parents over Christmas. I was ecstatic. But there was one condition: I must go dressed as a girl since he hasn't worked up the nerve to come out to his parents yet. We've been dating for over a year. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents and siblings for the first time. Their first reaction was, "Oh? You're her? All this time we thought you're some cartoon character from yet another lousy anime he keeps babbling about." FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for dinner for the first time. As a joke, my dad answered the door wearing the white church robes that he wears when he is lay-reading during a church service, and said, "Welcome, child of God." FML
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
ironichalibut 24
Darth Vader is an amazing guy, what are you talking about? I'd feel pretty cool if he came to a party for me.
Volcan_fml 22
I'd husband that man.
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Comments (110)
ironichalibut 24
Darth Vader is an amazing guy, what are you talking about? I'd feel pretty cool if he came to a party for me.
Caitie_kid 8
I know! It IS funny!!!
TrueTriage 16
That would immediately qualify him for awesome guy he's Darth Vader. It also shows he has a sense of humor! Total win!
SanaSazi 32
Me too! Would be cool!
ironichalibut 24
Did anyone else notice it says "end" instead of "and", don't let FML know though, this is one of my first "first" comments and I don't want the FML removed.
SokDek 14
Well at least he didn't say he was your father...
ironichalibut 24
She should've ran with it, tried to convince everyone, if even one person believed, it would be an epic win.
LeFrogDog 27
@33 my thinking of op running with it is to dress as a storm tropper or Luke skywalker....the next darth vader bum bum buuuum
chabelo 10
you're life sucks for saying FML instead of "that was awesome"
tylahgrace 12
Yeah I don't know what she's on about, her boyfriend sounds awesome. The fact that he even owns a darth vader costume is great!
shadowedpixie 19
I would've thought he was cool for that. *shrugs*
rosenkrieger223 24
My fiance would love it if I did that too. But, then again, we are huge Star Wars fanatics. haha
MuseFan1991 14
iv never seen Star Wars (i know, i know) but i would have seen the funny side. OP should be glad her bf has a good sense of humour
chosha_fml 27
Except for the bit where his intention was to embarrass his girlfriend. That is douchey.
Volcan_fml 22
I'd husband that man.
ironichalibut 24
I'd use the force to grab that man's penis
ironichalibut 24
Come on, it's a joke :)
KingCeltic77 18
3- I wouldn't, remember what happened to his first wife?
Grauncho 27
Did he make a joke about The Force involving his dick somehow?
shadowedpixie 19
That would have been so funny to me!
Sch1zo 3
"The force is strong in this one." *points at dick*
ironichalibut 24
I didn't read this comment but posted something similar to the comment before this one xD
Wizardo 34
#20, psst, the fact that no one read it just shows, no one cares xD -.-
rosenkrieger223 24
Seems like he's probably just trying to boost his post count at this point...
supertacowaffle 41
At least he's unique, right ?
woainishamu 21
Did he pull out his lightsaber?
mackdeezy 22
Well if they have a sense of humor, considering that's ALL he did to embarass you, then I'd say he's in.
andrekrivo 20
I presume you know that that's not the worst thing he could have done! he IS amazing!
gibbymasterson 11
When and if you two have a kid, make sure the name Luke doesn't get brought up.
saad2605 16
I'm not sure this is a FML. It seems pretty cool to me. Seems like he has a good humor and hopefully everyone saw what you were talking about.