Today, I took my boyfriend out to meet my coworkers for the first time. I really wanted to impress them, and get them to think how cool we are to hang out with, since I am new to LA. Instead, my boyfriend threw up in my boss's sink. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had dinner at my boss's house. Just before we were ready to eat, my girlfriend came to me with a desperate look in her eyes. Apparently, she took a dump, clogged the toilet, and it flooded. I took the hit for her, and now my boss thinks I'm a jackass. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
Today, I hung out with my crush for only the second time at his apartment. He was having a party. After a few sips of my green apple Smirnoff, I puked up the chinese food I had eaten earlier all over his new couch in front of him and a bunch of people I didn't know. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to meet his friends. It was going really well until I left to use the bathroom and two of the girls with us came in and started talking about how creepy Matt's new girlfriend is and that they're happy he's going to dump her. My boyfriend is Matt. FML
Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML
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sbarre1 0
I'm just impressed that he managed to eat the sink. ;)
birds_fml 7
I dunno whether this is a FYL or YDI, so I'm not clicking either. Maybe your boyfriend was genuinely sick, and it just happened to come on at a very bad time. Or maybe you're dating a loser who gets puke drunk before meeting his girlfriend's coworkers.
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Comments (61)
flyboy57 0
classy!
Gia0896 0
is that all?
fosizzlemynizzlE 0
you deserved it for "and get them to think how cool we are to hang out with" not only are you a tool, but lrn2grammar
HahaYDI 0
Well, it is better than him throwing up on your boss, be happy it was just the sink....
iamthestig 0
YDI for not sticking it to the man
sbarre1 0
I'm just impressed that he managed to eat the sink. ;)
sbarre1 0
I like how the grammar was fixed on the original post. It was funnier before. Now it's just dumb.
Zombierella 2
#7 ftw
Zhejan 0
How dost thou throw up a sink? By the rules of physics, is it not impossible to do such a thing, one may ask?
MrcClover 0
Wow you just failed in trying to sound smart, however I congratulate you in letting everyone know you can't read properly yet. Please pick up an English book before you even start to talk about anything related to physics. Sorry that's just how the world works, you need (in your case) to learn to crawl before you can even stand up.
scateice 0
dude, it said" MY boyfriend threw up my boss' sink" then FML corrected it. You have just proven that your a dumbass
tyhillman 0
Haha Old English FTW
Zhejan 0
The OP changed it from the original, so **** you 12 And lest thou have a wonderful day
scateice 0
:O WOah, hardcore boyfriend, Ive never met anyone that can eat and throw up a whole sink
myhairynutsack 0
YDI for trying to impress someone.
birds_fml 7
I dunno whether this is a FYL or YDI, so I'm not clicking either. Maybe your boyfriend was genuinely sick, and it just happened to come on at a very bad time. Or maybe you're dating a loser who gets puke drunk before meeting his girlfriend's coworkers.
myhairynutsack 0
whatever... FYBFL for having you for a GF
srgntawesome 0
Haaaaaaaaa
rachaelxlove 0
God people are so stupid, It clearly does not say her boyfriend threw up a sink.. it says he threw up IN a sink. Learn to read before you post stupid comments..
Sun_Kissed18 25
I'd imagine that it had that typo BEFORE, then FML corrected it. Learn to think before you type...
SKYblue_fml 1
it did NOT have the preposition "in" when it was first posted. People are not stupid, just making fun of the typo which was later corrected.
waterynuggets 0
Oh, ok, then the dumbass that posted this lame "FML" needs to larn 22 [pr0f][[[raed b4 poastin. Woop woop.