Today, I was strolling past an old women when from behind me she called, "Can you help me get the rest of the groceries out of the car?" I approached the car, and helped her unload bags. She began hitting me, screaming, "SOMEONE IS STEALING MY THINGS". She was actually asking her son in the car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML
Today, I was at the mall, when I saw an elderly lady drop her groceries, so I rushed over to help her pick them up. She took one look at me, called me a "Liberal bastard," and shouted for me to get away from her before she called the cops. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, I was going into a store and saw a woman roughly handling a screaming toddler. I kept walking, until I heard the kid scream, "Help! You’re not my mommy!” I called 911 and stood behind the car to keep her from taking off. The cops arrived to see me fending off blows from a very pissed off grandma. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML
Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman in need of help of crossing a street. I helped her across. On the way she just about fell and held onto me to keep from hitting the ground. After she left on her bus I reached for my wallet. It was gone. I had just been robbed by a 70 year old. FML
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Darling_Cherry 5
Hilarious. That'll teach you to make yourself useful!
Calaura9 0
You sound like a sweet guy. I love sweet innocent guys... mmmmmm....
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Comments (96)
Ranoona 0
Lol at least you meant to do a good deed ;P.
margrit00 0
Were there multiple "women" or just one "woman" asking for help?
GirlFromKuwait 0
He said 'an' old women.. Yes, he fails at spelling.
misskarma 0
Lay off the guy, he was just trying to help, maybe he didn't see the son & there was no one else close by? People make mistakes, including every single one of you that clicked YDI.
22jrdn55 15
i wish there was a YDI button! sadly there isn't so you FAIL!!
Crethius 4
#56 There IS a YDI button.
orchids_torturer 0
YDI for having ears. -_- the orchids' torturer has spoken.
jj911 0
ydi for trying to impress an old lady. if you help one, be ready to suck their dick
gummy_b3ar_qt 0
OMFG!!! That sux!!! :(
the_stereotype 0
sucks for you that her son is pretty much an ass. i mean, if he'd come and help, that might have made the situation different
allie2590 31
Her son probably didn't have time to get out of the car. You have no proof that he was an ass.
allie2590 31
Wow, what a crazy bitch. She must be off her meds.
SpitFyre 0
He was just trying to help an old lady. Sheesh, when did that become a crime?
shopping456xoxo 0
Maybe you could have asked her if she was talking to you. Instead of going up and un-loading her things. But it was nice of you to help her! ;)