Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, I was strolling past an old women when from behind me she called, "Can you help me get the rest of the groceries out of the car?" I approached the car, and helped her unload bags. She began hitting me, screaming, "SOMEONE IS STEALING MY THINGS". She was actually asking her son in the car. FML
Today, I was at the mall, when I saw an elderly lady drop her groceries, so I rushed over to help her pick them up. She took one look at me, called me a "Liberal bastard," and shouted for me to get away from her before she called the cops. FML
Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping when I left my cart to grab an item. I returned, and started pushing the cart again. Halfway through the store, a furious lady confronted me, demanding her cart back. I had to walk back in shame to find my own actual cart, which was now nowhere to be found. FML
Today, in a market, an old lady stood beside me for a few moments, not saying a word, before turning to me and screaming that I'd taken the money out of her purse. Security was called and I was given the ultimatum to either go to jail or give her the money back. Now I have no food for next week. FML
Today, I was accused of shop-lifting by an old lady in a supermarket. Having proven myself innocent, I tried to storm off to show my displeasure at the situation. In my haste to make a dramatic exit, I tried to go out of the entrance and walked straight into the automatic door. FML
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herecomestheFMLs 12
Sneaky old lady
emmingle 24
Plant a stolen item in there on her way out.
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Comments (59)
herecomestheFMLs 12
Sneaky old lady
MDTeddy 13
When will people learn to not help an old lady? I understand if you know the person. Tbh, I would have just ignored her since idc and she should have gone to the store with someone if she knew she can't reach higher shelves.
mystashisgone 6
Don't most supermarkets have cameras? Seems like a simple way to resolve this...
LeFrogDog 27
if you bought the stuff show the reciept or reference the cashier to show proof. This is battle soldier
Joe9024 20
You know, what I don't understand is what an old lady would want with a cart full of unpaid for groceries? Unless she wanted that exact same shit. If thats the case she shopped in record time
jackaced 7
Super-troll strikes again!
LeFrogDog 27
granny troll you mean. only super saiyans and super man can super troll.
Hornedone 7
How does he deserve it you retards
Eiregal2 10
I really hate people who use that word to insult others.
_DudeGuy_ 16
Though it bothers me too, I don't hate it as much as when people use gay to describe things they dislike.
shorty6823 28
Idk. I think retard is worse. The gays have an easier time defending themselves than the mentally challenged.
Faff 20
I disagree, retard actually makes sense. The word gay has nothing to do with intelligence.
ThunderLightTSV 31
Retard literally means slow. I.E flame retardant.
tiptoppc 21
More like to inhibit or hold back.
emmingle 24
Plant a stolen item in there on her way out.
dramaelf 37
The elderly are not to be trusted. Ever.
ilovedinosawers 17
The elderly are always innocent, even when they're guilty.
ironichalibut 24
Yeah, give her a break. In her mid she only has so long to live before she's going to hell. Maybe she forgot it wasn't her cart too while stealing it.
heygirlie777 21
10, what 7 was saying, I believe, is that even when old people are the ones to be blamed and they're fully aware of that, they use their old age to take advantage of people.
Adhdkid107 9
Grandmas now a days. *slaps knee* Their so silly.
Slasher15987 8
#8 They're*
Just_a_comment 21
People like this old woman make it harder to be a good Samaritan these days.
daniel_dd31 13
Your picture is tripping me out.
Catkam623 27
I'm confused it appears to be 4d
Just_a_comment 21
Not 4D, an optical illusion trick. It's a penrose triangle, also known as an impossible triangle.
keverdeen 14
At least she didn't smack you with her purse full of hard candy and pennies!
narkill 13
Time to kick some "old lady" ass.