Today, I turned in an essay about a book I'd read over the summer. My teacher later called me to her desk and began to gush about how interesting the book sounded and asked to borrow my copy. The book I wrote about isn't real, and the main characters are named after my childhood pets. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, my teacher read my story about a haunted house for a class assignment. She liked it very much and turned it in to the office to be sent into a state writing competition. An hour later, I was called to the office where the guidance counselor called my work "disturbing" and said I "need help". FML
Today, I was filling out an application for a job at a local pet store. At the end of it, they wanted a paragraph about any pets I had. After a while, I found myself finishing a 3-page essay about them. That's the longest essay I've ever written. FML
Today, in class, everyone read my Creative Writing submission. It was a touching story about the unconditional love that exists between dog and his owner. Everybody unanimously agreed that it was probably about bestiality. FML
Today, I finished my position paper for my social studies class and read it to my mom to get her opinion on it. After I'm done reading it, she asks me if I copied it from somewhere because it sounded very professional and smart, and it didn't sound like me. FML
Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
Today, I got cited for "internet plagiarism" and called to the dean's office. I'd been sitting a closed-book written exam, and my teacher had been breathing down my neck the whole time. FML
Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML
Today, I turned in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accused me of plagiarism, writing that my sentence structure was "TO" good. Seriously? FML
Today, I was reading my students' Halloween stories I made them write for my creative writing class in high school. One of my students wrote about attacking me. She got my street address perfect and everything. FML
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tuslaw12 13
Maybe you have a natural talent in writing. You should look into writing an actual book
OfficialEarth 12
Looks like it's time to write a book
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Comments (132)
MJS103 15
You better write that book hella fast!
Bragi 12
Are you kidding, OP?! You turned in the outline of a novel and your teacher loved it! It doesn't get better than that. Tell her the truth and start writing that thing immediately.
nitemastr15 17
Sounds like you have an outline for a novel. Go with it.
guitarcorndog 1
My uncle wrote an essay based on a non-existent book once. His teacher noticed, but did nothing because they were impressed by his creativity, and it was a good essay. Of course, this was back in the '60s when schools were less strict.
joshi42 16
You should really write it now.
writerchic85 26
Start writing!
messymessiah 11
Maybe you should get into creative writing instead
Arkajion 14
Either it was a really bad story or a really good story.
Quiet_one 22
I don't think your teacher's really that gullible. She knows how to google things. She probably knows you made it up and is just messing with you. YDI. You couldn't even read the cliff notes or sparknotes for something?
dirtyprancing65 7
I think maybe she knows that