Today, I turned in an essay about a book I'd read over the summer. My teacher later called me to her desk and began to gush about how interesting the book sounded and asked to borrow my copy. The book I wrote about isn't real, and the main characters are named after my childhood pets. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, my teacher read my story about a haunted house for a class assignment. She liked it very much and turned it in to the office to be sent into a state writing competition. An hour later, I was called to the office where the guidance counselor called my work "disturbing" and said I "need help". FML
Today, I was filling out an application for a job at a local pet store. At the end of it, they wanted a paragraph about any pets I had. After a while, I found myself finishing a 3-page essay about them. That's the longest essay I've ever written. FML
Today, in class, everyone read my Creative Writing submission. It was a touching story about the unconditional love that exists between dog and his owner. Everybody unanimously agreed that it was probably about bestiality. FML
Today, I finished my position paper for my social studies class and read it to my mom to get her opinion on it. After I'm done reading it, she asks me if I copied it from somewhere because it sounded very professional and smart, and it didn't sound like me. FML
Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
Today, I got cited for "internet plagiarism" and called to the dean's office. I'd been sitting a closed-book written exam, and my teacher had been breathing down my neck the whole time. FML
Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML
Today, I turned in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accused me of plagiarism, writing that my sentence structure was "TO" good. Seriously? FML
Today, I was reading my students' Halloween stories I made them write for my creative writing class in high school. One of my students wrote about attacking me. She got my street address perfect and everything. FML
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Top comments
tuslaw12 13
Maybe you have a natural talent in writing. You should look into writing an actual book
OfficialEarth 12
Looks like it's time to write a book
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Comments (132)
TheDevilsDevices 15
You might have a promising career as a writer. Good luck with the teacher.
teamnikster 9
She probably knew it didn't exist but instead of punishing you for it, she kind of just sideline praised your creative efforts and she is probably hoping next time you'll actually read a book.
my_user_name 7
This is really great because even though you faked the assignment, you still took the time to write a whole essay anyway. And apparently it was very good. Seems like reading a book first would have been the easy part.
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
tell her the book was in chinese
the_bad_guy 9
Just write the book.
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
tell her the book was in chinese
pandalover69 26
Wow I can not believe more people didn't say ydi, because you do. That was stupid, how hard is it to pick up a ******* book and read it. It doesn't even take a week. You sound very lazy and deserve whatever punishment you get when they find out you made it up.
Fairyjoshy 13
I think it's because the majority of people reading this aren't assholes. I mean, you're not exactly wrong? But I wouldn't want to hang out with you.
TallMist 32
YDI, but can I please read this essay? It sounds fantastic. :o
wassup388 25
At least you 1-passed 2-can write stories
sayhisoph 26
Start writing!