Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I pulled an all-nighter to finish an essay. I submitted it one minute before the deadline. Later, I opened the file to double-check and realized I'd uploaded my rough draft, containing notes like “THIS PART MAKES NO SENSE, FIX LATER.” The professor then replied, “I agree with your assessments.” FML
Today, I got back the essay I wrote about how my country's education system is fucked. At one point, I made a spelling mistake. My teacher wrote a note about it, basically calling me illiterate, and telling me to pay attention in school instead of whining about it. She misspelled "school". FML
Today, after finishing a huge French essay, I realized my printer wasn't working. So, I emailed it to a guy in my class to print and then give to me. When I get to French, he said he had already turned his in early and never got my email. It turned out he used mine. I got an F on the essay. FML
Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML
Today, I turned in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accused me of plagiarism, writing that my sentence structure was "TO" good. Seriously? FML
Today, I typed an essay on my friend's computer, so she forwarded it to me in a email and she made the subject "here bitch" as a joke. I then went to email the essay to my teacher. I forwarded it thinking nothing of it only to realize that I didn't change the subject name. FML
Today, I did a 3 hour long assignment for school. I was bored so I gave it the title "F***ing Assignment for a F***ing Teacher." I went downstairs only to discover that the printer was out of ink. So I sent it to her email, then I realized that I didn't change the title. FML
Today, I received a terrible grade for an essay I worked really hard on. I had two friends, one being an English major, check it over. However, apparently I "clearly didn't use spellcheck" on this essay just like the last one I submitted to her. FML
Today, my mom woke me up in the middle of the night to make me help my brother write an essay. I read what he wrote so far, gave him my suggestions, and went back to bed. She woke me up 30 mins later because he just sat and stared at his paper instead of fixing anything. Somehow that's my fault. FML
Today, I had my teacher look over my essay before turning it in. He said it was extremely well-written, so I handed it in. When I got it back, the feedback he left said it was one of the worst essays he'd ever read. FML
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ProhibitionRose 14
what a bitch... some friend she is
iAmScrubs 19
Pencil's are very valuable things, especially if they are the ones with Hello Kitty drawn on the side.
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ProhibitionRose 14
what a bitch... some friend she is
thedevilwithin 0
Should have taken that pencil and shoved it...ahem.
lilxsexii 4
No, cuz it's a sex ed class, duh. -_-
juicedboi 7
Pencils are precious and should not be with-held .. is what I would say if there wasn't another explanation. In this case it would be that your 'friend' is a terrible human being ad deserves to be out of your 'friend' group. Hopefully the rest of them are a bit better, if there is a 'rest' of them.
Scoty12C 6
Beautiful Chevelle, 1970 is it?
ColdplaySucks 18
I don't rely on my friends nowadays. I don't trust anyone.
tjv3 10
you should have checked with the teacher. way to blame someone else for you not taking responsibility
EmoLover681 0
86 made my day xD
monkeebalz 0
#94SUCKS
JacksonCampbell 9
That's why you ask your teacher for the topic.
Ashelizabethh 8
really over a pencil? why didn't she just remind you that you forgot to return it.
BruisedGiraffe 15
that pencil must have ment alot to her
d0gl0ver16 0
maybe it was someone she had fun with jk what a horrible friend
MrFancy 0
YDI, but not because of the pencil, which I'll agree is a bit ridiculous, but because she should have asked the teacher instead.
ikillhobbits 0
they had special nights together
xx7000girlxx 0
Don't talk with that bitch again...
31889 0
don't mess with other peoples pencils
iAmScrubs 19
Pencil's are very valuable things, especially if they are the ones with Hello Kitty drawn on the side.
snickerz01 0
in my class, pencils are like currency and are always being stolen. you can like buy stuff from classmates with pencils
ydnar 5
#21 so pencils are to classmates what cigarettes are to prison cell mates.
awesomegirl2s98 1
I know. Hello kitty ones are the best. :P
alex1432 9
I prefer the Hello Titty pencils
rate_ya 0
haha love it
mozeltov 7
********** using all of her writing utilities.....and fruit
imcutefml 0
wtf?
gymyboy95 0
למא דבר אתה?WTF are you saying
Monii_Harlz 11
haha... let's hope she doesn't suck on her pens n pencils 0.o
iLazy 0
Give her back her pencil covered in (insert the most foul thing here).
Zombieslayer1 0
Love juice.
phapho88 0
shit breaks
llCHR15ll 0
clumpey ass juice?
nmearayta 0
toilet water of someone with explosive diarrhea
Ldesu 0
An angry Chuck Norris.
mikejunior88 4
all of the above. and vomit.
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
bloody vaginal fart mixed with anal seepage
Riemurasia 0
Hah, 49, yours made me laugh and also showed me a nasty image of that scenery in my head
shrimp1234 4
You should steal all her pencils and pens and see what she does.
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
can you say homicide?
volley4eva1698 0
EXPLOSIIIOOONNN!
muchagente 5
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that will teach you to return things. ydi.
xoCOURTNIEox 0
wow your friend has issues !
hockeyrocks39 0
I would think your teacher would understand, especially if it's a good paper and you're typically a good student. OP I would consider her, ex-friend.