Today, I called up Verizon Wireless to "complain" about my phone service. I really had nothing to complain about, I was just that lonely that I wanted someone to talk to. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML
Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, I was so desperate for someone to talk to I called various restaurants pretending to be interested in ordering food, just so I could have a conversation. I called eleven different places. FML
Today, I feel so lonely I talked to the likely scam number that called me. Even then they hung up after 2 minutes of talking to me. FML
Today, I realized how lonely I am when someone called my number by mistake and I talked with them for 5 minutes. I don’t know who she was, but I'm so lonely I was happy to have someone engage in a conversation, even if it was about her calling the wrong number. FML
Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML
Today, I butt-dialed my ex-boyfriend while venting to my best friend about how hot but emotionally unavailable he is. I realized this when there was a lull in the conversation and I heard his tinny little voice coming out of the phone, saying, "I can hear you." FML
Today, I once again used my phone to get out of a conversation with someone, instead of actually talking to someone on it. FML
Today, after a week on bed rest in a cast after ankle surgery, I got so bored and lonely I agreed to do an hour-long government phone survey just to have someone to talk to. FML
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Top comments
albinoV 1
You feel it's OK to annoy people for no good reason, and wonder why you're alone?
GreatGeak 8
fail. it's called facebook and chatrooms.
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Comments (68)
lovin_my_marine 4
Woah.
DEXter501 0
At this rate, you're never going to make new friends if your idea of "finding someone to talk to" consists of you whining and complaining to them for no reason.
petrolhead 12
oh thats a nice idea......the bad this is that they charge per minute here :(
aron33 2
I guess because when you want someone to talk to you you start to make up an excuse to complain no one wants to talk to you anymore. It's your own fault then. Today, I wanted to talk to someone so I started to complain for no reason but no one wanted to talk back.
a_girl_i_know 0
Vzw is the devil!!!
mimii92_fml 0
verizon is legit!!
a_girl_i_know 0
Legit? In what, they suck.
emmeg 0
what a loser
WarByrd 0
if your that bored and your buddies are busy grab either your apple device whether iphone , itouch or a computer and go to omegle.com talk to strangers. it is free. or get yahoo messenger and jump in a chat room. cool thing about omegle, THEY ARE STRANGERS you **** up, just hit disconnect and re-connect with another stranger.
TheCheyenneMorga 3
Get some friends, even if they're "friends" from Facebook.
someone234 5
........insane?
dre_bro11 12
OP, Fyl for f*cling up someone elses life by complaining.