Today, I called up Verizon Wireless to "complain" about my phone service. I really had nothing to complain about, I was just that lonely that I wanted someone to talk to. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML
Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, I was so desperate for someone to talk to I called various restaurants pretending to be interested in ordering food, just so I could have a conversation. I called eleven different places. FML
Today, I feel so lonely I talked to the likely scam number that called me. Even then they hung up after 2 minutes of talking to me. FML
Today, I realized how lonely I am when someone called my number by mistake and I talked with them for 5 minutes. I don’t know who she was, but I'm so lonely I was happy to have someone engage in a conversation, even if it was about her calling the wrong number. FML
Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML
Today, I butt-dialed my ex-boyfriend while venting to my best friend about how hot but emotionally unavailable he is. I realized this when there was a lull in the conversation and I heard his tinny little voice coming out of the phone, saying, "I can hear you." FML
Today, I once again used my phone to get out of a conversation with someone, instead of actually talking to someone on it. FML
Today, after a week on bed rest in a cast after ankle surgery, I got so bored and lonely I agreed to do an hour-long government phone survey just to have someone to talk to. FML
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Top comments
albinoV 1
You feel it's OK to annoy people for no good reason, and wonder why you're alone?
GreatGeak 8
fail. it's called facebook and chatrooms.
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Comments (68)
GreatGeak 8
fail. it's called facebook and chatrooms.
schnoogens 0
Thats why you go with AT&T.
starile 20
Yes, drown away your sorrows in internet-based social interactions. You don't need the real world anymore.
MoniV6661 0
^ Totally!
mamamiaaa_fml 12
Aww wow. Well then. Yeah. I'll talk to you?
6sick6 4
28, I don't recommend you doing that. She's lonely for a reason.
Euphemism 0
--Mama Soft hearted people, tends end up getting hurt. Because predators, preys on the weak. Said by the general by the psychologist. My point being, watch your back.
jewban 3
forever alone.
mitri_fml 3
damn op get a life.
Bobissmall 13
Ahh but facebook and chatrooms don't offer the chance of getting a discount do they? :P
ShadyFTW1 0
Facebook doesn't need a discount because it is free..
GreatGeak 8
lol, that's true though...having amc friends is VERY handy. :)
redpump 0
Nah, play multiplayer games. You can make heaps of friends there, counter strike, team fortress 2, left 4 dead. <-- games I play XD
iSitt 0
join your local volunteer groups. help them help the needy. find them in newspaper ads. or the famous one's websites. or join world of Warcraft
mamamiaaa_fml 12
38-Someone has to lol 43-oooo so I'm softhearted? loll well I doo like soft things. ps some of those things shouldn't be plural. but I shudnt be talkin. well I would watch my back but it's physically impossible. will someone watch it for me...
jessikahpippi 0
haha funniest comment ever^^^ xD (that I've read in this convo so far, bc it's true)
Doomire 0
ok
marmlr339 14
move to australia and sign up with telstra. then you'll have something to complain about.
iSitt 0
join your local volunteer groups. help them help the needy. find them in newspaper ads. or the famous one's websites. or join world of Warcraft
humzizzl3 0
or just find some friends creeper
JocelynKaulitz 28
woww.
BrutalFbomb 5
wow maybe you should get some friends. 1st!!!
Blazingcrono 6
That's lame. Go talk to your neighbors or something...
CaptSkippy 9
would if she lives in a box and only owns an itouch and a charger and goes to Starbucks to use it?!?! o.0
gtrgdss 0
that's ok. not long ago I broke up with my bf - about a wk later I realized he was literally the only one who ever called me before that. I cut off not only my sex life but my whole social life too!! things have improved. yours will too. ;)
korn2980 0
your gorgeous how can you have no one to talk to?
mimii92_fml 0
it's a good thing verizon has good customer service. There always there when u need them:)
alextaylor86 8
It's true! and I get calls like that from time to time. I can tell because the person is more interested in talking than fixing the issue
yomamasmama 0
why didn't you pick a cellphone company that actually is worth complaining about, like AT&T
Draminicaus 0
Well, where I'm at, I can complain more about Verizon's service than I can about AT&T's. I live in rural Kentucky. The one bar of service I get with AT&T is better than the nothing that I get from Verizon. *Shrugs shoulders* Matter of opinion, I guess.
Sweetpea137 0
thanks #10 i laughed so hard at your picture that i woke my roommate
beaglegun2009 4
Yeah 35 I live in rural Kentucky too... I have no service with Verizon but when I get out of there I have more service then any other carrier!
BeRealz 0
Fackbook? Myspace? Massive online games? (WoW, etc.) Parents? Family? Or if you're in desperate state, why not read some book, about socializing in real life?
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Aw :( I would chat with you OP. Unless you turned out be a pedo... in any case, you should try chatroulette, you might meet some lovely people.
unidentified_sta 5
I like your style. Bringing up pedophilia at inane moments.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Ha. Just a note, I would probably still chat with them even if they were a pedophile. Just to be nice.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Oh. And I like your wolf btw.
unidentified_sta 5
OP is a women, Chatrouelette is not a good call. Chat away, but seriously I can't help but wonder why pedophilia was brought into this.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
I had no clue OP is a woman haha I'm on my itouch. Well this changes things a bit. How about, facebook or eharmony and I would still chat with her.
unidentified_sta 5
Insanity Wolf Image macro. Haven't posted enough insanity though. Eharmony? That is an odd choice. Now how to get OP to read this.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
There's always more to be posted. Well no one uses Myspace anymore... sights beside the latter are all dating sights.. what OP needs is a friend. Hmm..
unidentified_sta 5
Go be that friend, and make merry conversations about little kids.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Haha impossible. But I would if I could, OP will find her way.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Why little kids?
unidentified_sta 5
Pedophilia was a reoccurring theme I had to tie in somehow.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Ha gotcha.
HaileyHAVOC 0
I love this conversation. it was pretty awesome.