Today, I called up Verizon Wireless to "complain" about my phone service. I really had nothing to complain about, I was just that lonely that I wanted someone to talk to. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML
Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, I was so desperate for someone to talk to I called various restaurants pretending to be interested in ordering food, just so I could have a conversation. I called eleven different places. FML
Today, I feel so lonely I talked to the likely scam number that called me. Even then they hung up after 2 minutes of talking to me. FML
Today, I realized how lonely I am when someone called my number by mistake and I talked with them for 5 minutes. I don’t know who she was, but I'm so lonely I was happy to have someone engage in a conversation, even if it was about her calling the wrong number. FML
Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML
Today, I butt-dialed my ex-boyfriend while venting to my best friend about how hot but emotionally unavailable he is. I realized this when there was a lull in the conversation and I heard his tinny little voice coming out of the phone, saying, "I can hear you." FML
Today, I once again used my phone to get out of a conversation with someone, instead of actually talking to someone on it. FML
Today, after a week on bed rest in a cast after ankle surgery, I got so bored and lonely I agreed to do an hour-long government phone survey just to have someone to talk to. FML
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Top comments
albinoV 1
You feel it's OK to annoy people for no good reason, and wonder why you're alone?
GreatGeak 8
fail. it's called facebook and chatrooms.
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Comments (68)
perdix 31
Can you hear me now? Actually, AT&T would be a better choice. They give you lots to complain about! :)
CaptSkippy 9
Perdix if u didn't post on FML, would the world end? I think yes D:
romanceaser 0
Actually in Washington, AT&T kicks ass. Always has service, even at banks lake, where no other phone has service, AT&T is there. you gotta rethink possible
blahzz 4
There's lots of horny dudes who would love to talk to you. Of course they don't actually hear anything you say.
Hellooomindyy 0
How pathetic..
manforgot 1
says the chick exposing herself.
ShadyFTW1 0
Owned.
Wizardroxx 3
24- I like your belly.
drugfreebaby 1
hahaha. love you for saying that
Draminicaus 0
Chatroulette makes me think of russian roulette.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Haha. The title is fit for both.
Draminicaus 0
I've never actually heard of it until 5 seconds ago. lol Do they have the same basic rules? Try not to get the bullet. By bullet, I mean creepy stalker. lol
Draminicaus 0
I've never heard about it until 5 seconds ago. Do they have the same rules? Try not to get the bullet. By bullet, I mean creepy stalker. lol
redbluegreen 41
The word roulette essentially means a game of chance. The point of Chatroulette is to take a chance to find someone meaningful to talk to, but like most other things, people have ulterior motives.
MetroKidd 0
Chat Roulette unfortunately makes me think of overweight masturbating men... anybody wanna try it now?
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
#42 said it all. Haha are you talking about me? In reference to the stalking.
Draminicaus 0
No, not at all. I meant, as far as the roulette goes. girl in a chatroom even remotely attractive is bait for all sorts of vermin. lol
IReadAlotOfFmls 0
]:, Bro I got a secret it's called your hand, and **** try it sometime [:
IReadAlotOfFmls 0
alaaloo's pic is starin down at me [:
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Ahaha I'm sorry.
Shinygirlnz 1
OP, I feel so sorry for you. Please get out of your house and meet some new people. Everyone needs human interaction, join a book club or something.
angeljewlz 7
OP is a chick...
Jimboom 12
You do know that when the recording says "Your call is important to us and we value your custom" that is all lies right?
MetroKidd 0
I'm really curious as to why you called the service center instead of any one of your contacts... you should think things through sometimes.