Today, I called up Verizon Wireless to "complain" about my phone service. I really had nothing to complain about, I was just that lonely that I wanted someone to talk to. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML
Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, I was so desperate for someone to talk to I called various restaurants pretending to be interested in ordering food, just so I could have a conversation. I called eleven different places. FML
Today, I feel so lonely I talked to the likely scam number that called me. Even then they hung up after 2 minutes of talking to me. FML
Today, I realized how lonely I am when someone called my number by mistake and I talked with them for 5 minutes. I don’t know who she was, but I'm so lonely I was happy to have someone engage in a conversation, even if it was about her calling the wrong number. FML
Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML
Today, I butt-dialed my ex-boyfriend while venting to my best friend about how hot but emotionally unavailable he is. I realized this when there was a lull in the conversation and I heard his tinny little voice coming out of the phone, saying, "I can hear you." FML
Today, I once again used my phone to get out of a conversation with someone, instead of actually talking to someone on it. FML
Today, after a week on bed rest in a cast after ankle surgery, I got so bored and lonely I agreed to do an hour-long government phone survey just to have someone to talk to. FML
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Top comments
albinoV 1
You feel it's OK to annoy people for no good reason, and wonder why you're alone?
GreatGeak 8
fail. it's called facebook and chatrooms.
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Comments (68)
LandoKid 9
It's called the INTERNET. I feel for you, but you have resources to NOT be lonely, use them.
lardbeetle 0
If you need someone to talk to, I'm willing to listen...
Jasper8713 2
My boyfriend works at a Verizon Wireless call center. He says that this is a common occurrence.
major87 0
you can call me sweet heart
lumpy_space 0
how about you just go and commit suicide ;)
FLYiN_CLOUD9 4
if you're that desperate. call your mom dumbass.
Saarr 0
go outside and meet people.
orangecandy22 0
if you want someone to talk to--just let me know:)
satanclauz 0
yeah, fyl. unless you've been gifted with above average volume mammories, in which case i'd be glad to engage you in some one-on-one interaction.
mortaccitua 0
*Forever alone*