Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML
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Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl and she passed out about a minute in. I panicked and thought she'd died so I tried to feel for a heartbeat. She woke up 45 seconds later and accused me of fondling her breasts while she was out. Apparently she has narcolepsy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
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clivealmighty 0
it's a disease where you just randomly pass out unconscious
MrSassypants 34
I know my new excuse when I'm tired.
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Comments (60)
Ingenious 0
How is that a FML? I would find that rather amusing... :L This would only be an FML if he was heavy or you were pretty small.
scuba113 2
maybe it was just to much for him to handle and just passed out on u.
lovelyliz916 5
Maybe you're just boring in bed?? :P
kianababiee 0
This is an FML on his part not yours. Stop being a whiny bitch just because he passed out and you couldn't recieve your full pleasure. How would you like to be him? Think about it you inconsiderate bitch.
DarkHelmet 10
LMFAO your a cold as ice!!!
RedPillSucks 33
When he woke back up, did he continue where he left off like nothing happened? Were you still there?
sweetpea129 0
maybe you just suck at sex
birdman412 0
haha I'm narcolleptic too but I'm kinda into it when that's goin on do he must be bad haha
GlaoigharAirm 0
Nyet, nyet nyet, you're just boring. He wouldn't pass out during sex, everyone knows narcoleptics sleep around! ;)
theCamelCaseMan 0
Lol @ ugly dog!
Evafml123 0
how is this a bad thing!!! this is your chance!!!! jk
nakidna 0
bhahahaha