Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl and she passed out about a minute in. I panicked and thought she'd died so I tried to feel for a heartbeat. She woke up 45 seconds later and accused me of fondling her breasts while she was out. Apparently she has narcolepsy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
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Top comments
clivealmighty 0
it's a disease where you just randomly pass out unconscious
MrSassypants 34
I know my new excuse when I'm tired.
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Comments (60)
imright24 0
Sure. Narcolepsy. That's what it was.
doggone456 0
that's not his fault though...if he can't help it why is it a FML?
imahitu 0
idiot not FYL but FHL that's dangerous imagine how he feels
himoonkey 8
penis stuck in ur pussy while he passed out lol
Nitifbaby88 0
na duh
thatonedame 6
f his life, not yours. get over it.
TrillionHearts 0
Haha. Better buy a lift. Or maybe a pulley...
sakura10190210 0
did you ever think that maybe it was just you?
Franco24 0
hide legos in his butthole when he's out, so when he wakes up & takes a poop he can shit bricks.
manda_baby_rawr 4
haha win ^^,
OnlyAvailableID 28
Just means you've done well OP.
patriot09 6
I'm sure that's passing out when sexually excited. lol. Enjoy the sex life FYL