Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl and she passed out about a minute in. I panicked and thought she'd died so I tried to feel for a heartbeat. She woke up 45 seconds later and accused me of fondling her breasts while she was out. Apparently she has narcolepsy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
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clivealmighty 0
it's a disease where you just randomly pass out unconscious
MrSassypants 34
I know my new excuse when I'm tired.
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Comments (60)
twinkybandit 2
wow. you should talk & get to know your guy a little more before you sleep with him & call him your boyfriend.
odexy 12
Ehh, maybe he's embarrassed of his narcolepsy and just never told her about it. Or he's simply not struck by it often enough that he didn't warrant it as an issue to bring up. Who the hell knows the situation? All I know for sure is that this is much more of an FML for the boyfriend than for her.
boatkicker 5
I agree with 21. So far as I'm aware, narcolepsy usually includes feel exhausted most of the time (or at least, fairly frequently), not just spontaneous sleeping. It would be really hard to not notice something like that if you spent enough time around a person.
dickster 0
I detest FMLs with bad grammar. AKA this one.
DocBastard 40
Oh, the irony kills me. "AKA this one" is a fragment.
OochenSnoochen 15
not only that, AKA translates to 'also known as', so yea, doesn't make sense.
RedPillSucks 33
Use e.g. next time. You did not receive your grammar nazi yellow belt.
ilfc 0
that's cause ur a mean person=)
ShadeShady 0
Perhaps he took the swine flu vaccine? Narcolepsy is a side effect from that.
Mantus 2
This was widely reported in the media in Finland (and Sweden too, I suppose) some time ago. However, I'm not aware of any actual evidence to support this notion. Perhaps you can enlighten me?
elisesavestheque 0
its more of a FHL, narcolepsy can be very dangerous.
MrSassypants 34
yeah I saw something on a thousand ways to die where a guy fell asleep in a huge oven and someone who turned it on didn't know he was sleeping in there. the worst part was he deserve to die like some people on that show who are mean to people and steal or try to hurt/kill them.
bloc_partyyy 3
1000 ways to die is fake... just If u didn't know
casanova7 0
if 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea. Does it mean that 1 of them enjoys it?
fmlwinnn 0
wait, did you even panic, OP? or were you too worried about your sex life and thought "OH NO!! what'll this do to our sex?! fml!!!" if it's the latter, then you are one selfish person. FHL, either way.
casanova7 0
the golden rule. never let him drive when ur the passenger.
carpediemryders 0
Are you sure it's narcolepsy and that he just didn't get bored and fall asleep, if someone wasn't keeping my attention, getting into it, another words a dead **** I'd fall asleep too.
casanova7 0
r u sure ur not suffering from necrolepsy too.. lol. jk.
BonJovi821 3
Necrolepsy? Is that like, a mix between necrophilia and narcolepsy? Is it when you fall asleep randomly while ******* a corpse?
ghashlycrumbs 8
Yes. That's exactly what it is.
BonJovi821 3
Ah, I see. Thanks for clearing that up.
iTzDann 0
lol what the f?
bayonet 0
haha