Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML
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Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl and she passed out about a minute in. I panicked and thought she'd died so I tried to feel for a heartbeat. She woke up 45 seconds later and accused me of fondling her breasts while she was out. Apparently she has narcolepsy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
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Top comments
clivealmighty 0
it's a disease where you just randomly pass out unconscious
MrSassypants 34
I know my new excuse when I'm tired.
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Comments (60)
jkgfdxb 0
lmao **** your life. but if it was the other way around and you had such a disease he would have blue balls... damn I forgot my point. nvm. ahaha
wtf_amb 0
Maybe you're just bad in bed?
iHateThisLife 10
Wow, that good eh?
elme0212 0
that's more f HIS life. he has a disease he can't help, and his bitch girlfriend decides to complain about it on fml? sorry, but it sucks to be him, not you.
maxtheman 0
was he a fattie?
cubana28 0
maybe you're just boring in bed. in any case it's his life that sucks for having a condition he can't control.
1cherrydp 2
or you are just that bad at sex
wriptidez 0
oh nooooooooooooooo
pin_up_666 0
ok you have to admit it's funny on some level and if he dose that again flip him over and ride him like seabisket
SadinSherman 16
He has a condition he can't help why don't you show compassion and empathy OP,instead of whining to strangers