Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Today, I woke up at 4:30am because I forgot to turn my Blackberry off 'loud'. I woke up to find an email from my ex-boyfriend's crazy mother who had sent me pictures of her son's wedding that had happened over the weekend. I am still single. FML
Today, at 3am, my boyfriend's phone notifications kept going off. I attempted to wake him up, but he didn't budge. When I went to silence it, I saw his Ashley Madison notification, followed by Tinder, Zoosk, and Plenty of Fish. We've been monogamous over a year... or so I thought. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I went on a date with this guy and he was on his phone the whole night. When I got home I checked his Facebook since he barely paid attention to me. His status was, "So-and-so is taking out the trash" from mobile posted an hour ago. I got home from my date 30 mins ago. FML
Today, I was woken up by an overly sappy good morning text from my boyfriend, complete with kissy-face images. Before I could text him back, he sent a follow-up. "Oops. Wrong person." Wait, what? FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years told me he had a surprise for me at midnight. I stayed up all night, not hearing from him. Finally I get a notification. Apparently, my midnight surprise is that I'm single. FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. Every 20 minutes or so, I'll get a notification that I have a new message, and I check it just to find that same message sitting there. I'm being trolled by my own phone. FML
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Top comments
Cads1 24
Wow, crazy much?
MattStro 23
Somebodies a little impatient.
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Comments (99)
1stones 8
The world belongs to people who wake up early lol you probably woke up super late and he thought you were ignoring him
enginsteve 17
Seriously? Even if she had woken up at 5 a.m., and just decided not to text him during the day, you don't send dozens of messages and end it with ****. You might send one that's a good morning, and maybe another one in the afternoon, but that's pushing it. if you're smart you call and don't even do text messages, sometimes I don't even go through. There is something wrong with that guy.
enginsteve 17
Well he did violate the three days rule. ( although I am Not sure if that is a thing anymore)
daisynugget 14
Well look at it this way you rid yourself of someone with a temper imagine how I'd be like in marriage or years down your relationship
SabrinaBrown 15
Oh lawd
saffy66 34
Seems you've dodged a bullet there - maybe literally, if that's what he's like...
BaDumTsss_fml 23
Wow, obsessive and possessive much?
MaddieMushroom 11
Bright side is, now you don't have to waste time on him before you find out he's a douche! One step closer to your soulmate, OP (:
Xion0014 20
Either he was joking... Or just plain crazy. X:
mergeterge 24
Even if he WAS joking, it is still definitely not okay!
JKW35 21
You dodged a bullet, OP
LyricaSilvan 30
If that's how he reacts when you don't immediately respond to his texts, you're better off without him. Better luck next time!