Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, I tried to give some change to a homeless man. My girlfriend pulled me away and ranted about how homeless people are all basically bastards who deserve their misfortune, and that I shouldn't give "our" money away. FML
Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML
Today, I decided to help the homeless by giving them old clothes and food. In return, they decided to mug me. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML
Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML
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Pizzapiggy1 18
Well at least you did a nice thing at the end of the day
jojomalone55 16
It's always the thought that counts(:
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Comments (113)
Pizzapiggy1 18
Well at least you did a nice thing at the end of the day
Enslaved 38
Still sucks that the mugger was the one that ended up with the OP's $50 bucks. I'd be upset that the money went to the wrongful person.
desoxyn242 14
The money shouldn't go to the mugger! We should band together and end crime!!! And we could wear batman costumes while we do it!
originaljosh 11
So he was only 10 feet away and he didnt do anything?
baxwar 15
My thoughts exactly I would've chased the ****** down
UserOfTheMind 24
Usually a mugger mugs someone using a weapon i.e. a knife. So I don't think it'd be the best to try and mess with someone that could harm your life.
NicoSnowFlame 10
I mean the homeless man definitely stuffered the most in this situation. Not only was someone kind to him, but it was then ripped away by someone elses greed, noone deserves that.
jojomalone55 16
It's always the thought that counts(:
annarcheer 19
It would have been nice for the money to go to a deserving person though. I mean yes the thought was nice and I'm sure the homeless man appreciated it but its upsetting that someone who does not deserve it gets to go spend it when the homeless person could have gone and bought food or something.
murythawn 13
I think the homeless person having some money matters more in this situation.
quickit 24
The thought isn't going to pay for the mugged mans meal.
Roskie 16
This sentiment always bugged me. It's like you care more about pacifying your own conscience than helping someone.
jadefire15 17
Kudos to you anyways! I hope you always stay an amazing human being!
pigsfly24 6
Don't be too hard on yourself. You did something kind, you can't prevent what someone else may do.
Perfectly_Killer 14
At least you did something to try to help.
energizerbunny23 18
Well done for giving him money though, most people walk by and just ignore them. Maybe if you have the time have a chat with him.
valouette_fml 11
aw you're still a good person!
EJSwank 14
At least you tried! You did what most did not
magikarpsmurfs 19
Sadly, that's the way the world works sometimes. It ain't right & shouldn't be the case. At least though, you did something good, it's nice know, there is some good people out there still.
davidpropert 32
That's when you run over the mugger and regift the money :)