Today, at 3am, my boyfriend's phone notifications kept going off. I attempted to wake him up, but he didn't budge. When I went to silence it, I saw his Ashley Madison notification, followed by Tinder, Zoosk, and Plenty of Fish. We've been monogamous over a year... or so I thought. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went onto my fiance's phone because I was seeing if a message was important enough go wake him up for. It wasn't important, but when I unlocked his phone, Facebook was already open with his female best friend's chat. He pretty much admitted to her that he still has feelings and that she's a better mom. FML
Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend that I found his “hidden” Tinder profile and his horny messages between him and other girls. His response? “Babe, that was a month ago.” FML
Today, a notification from Tinder popped up on my girlfriend's phone, saying, "Congratulations, you have a new match." FML
Today, my husband and I were in bed when the alarm on his phone went off. He then told me that he had to 'sound the horn' and went over to his laptop. Wondering what that meant, I peered over at his laptop. It turns out hunting for mice on Facebook is more important than procreating. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years told me he had a surprise for me at midnight. I stayed up all night, not hearing from him. Finally I get a notification. Apparently, my midnight surprise is that I'm single. FML
Today, while on a beach with my boyfriend, with whom I've been with for three years, I went on his phone to find a restaurant I'd sent him on Instagram. Instead, I found countless messages to other women, trying to slide into their DMs. Needless to say, everyone on that beach got a free show. FML
Today, my husband woke me up by sending me a picture of a guy I used to semi-see. The same night my boyfriend sent me a furious text asking why I didn’t tell him I’m married, because my husband has found his Instagram and was harassing him online. Like, leave me alone. FML
Today, and for the last few weeks, I'd let the nagging feeling that my boyfriend was up to something go. It's also the day I found his messages to other girls on Xbox Live of all things. On a profile that we both share. FML
Today, I found multiple dating apps in my boyfriend's phone, hidden in a folder with his calculator and calendar. His excuse? He said he was never going to meet up with any of them, he just needed to have a back-up plan. We have been together for five years and live together. FML
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NostalgiaFreak9 43
If you two were sexually active, get tested immediately. Better to be safe than sorry when dealing with an asshole that's willing to cheat.
baristalbc 18
Sorry to hear that. But it sounds like you’re better off knowing your boyfriend is a dumbass. Not just for cheating on you, but for subscribing to Ashley Madison (specifically). It’s been revealed widely and publicly and without any dispute that the vast (VAST) majority of the female accounts on that site are either bots or employees faking a persona. It’s a huge scam, and he fell for it...willingly. This is from THREE YEARS AGO... https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ashley-madison-women-accounts-were-fake-report-says/
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Emma Marshall 19
Get the apps as well 😂
baristalbc 18
Sorry to hear that. But it sounds like you’re better off knowing your boyfriend is a dumbass. Not just for cheating on you, but for subscribing to Ashley Madison (specifically). It’s been revealed widely and publicly and without any dispute that the vast (VAST) majority of the female accounts on that site are either bots or employees faking a persona. It’s a huge scam, and he fell for it...willingly. This is from THREE YEARS AGO... https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ashley-madison-women-accounts-were-fake-report-says/
NostalgiaFreak9 43
If you two were sexually active, get tested immediately. Better to be safe than sorry when dealing with an asshole that's willing to cheat.
sweetbliss3 37
wake him up and kick his ass out. you don't need that silliness in your life.
Thomas333 3
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men will behave like men. if he didn't get caught what's the big deal?
Alyssa TenBrinke 5
sounds like you're a real piece of shit man yourself
real life problems 26
No real man cheats, bitch boy.
mssileas 25
lmao if you occupy someone's life and bedroom on the terms of being exclusive, no you're not free to behave like that and come at them with that "but I'm a man" bs. If your definition of manly is "needs to sleep around a lot", please find someone who's cool with that or just stay single. Try being an actual man for once and take responsibility for your actions.
Nik 12
just get the apps, find him and ask how long his been there....:)
Agent JPN 9
You probably still are... anyone who has to try that hard is definitely not getting any.
rustybucket 24
I’m so sorry, I went through almost this exact situation recently and know how awful it feels. Leave him. You deserve somebody who respects you, loves you, and is honest with you.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Your boyfriend is a dirty, dirty ****.
mekiswrite 21
He might enjoy being caller that, all things considered.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Okay, how about calling him a walking STD factory?
Jeremy Phillips 18
As your boyfriends phone says: there are “plenty of fish” in the sea. He of course is not one of them. He is the human equivalent of the garbage island floating throughout the Pacific Ocean
Cashmoney9000 6
No, you've been monogamous lol