Today, after giving me my very first orgasm, my boyfriend sat me down and had a serious chat with me about my orgasm face. Apparently it reminded him of the scene in The Exorcist with the possessed girl, and it really freaked him out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that he went soft inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I wanted to tease him, so I got his attention and made my orgasm face when I thought no one was looking. His thirteen year-old cousin saw and now bursts out laughing whenever he sees me. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
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Top comments
WorryNot 19
Like its something you can control
meggieeee92 15
Nobody has cute ****** faces. Tell him to look in the mirror next time he comes.
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Comments (94)
jamnglamgirlie 17
He should be happy he drove you so wild.
TheModernPatriot 14
Well, at least he talked to you about it rather than just breaking up with you, shows a lot of maturity.
ShakeDisPlace 10
Did your head do a 360 OP?
mosquito19 14
that is exactly what I was thinking.
thatpurpleone 12
Put a mirror on your face next time, he'll probably see something worse and then have fun watching him come to terms with it.
Narcoterrorist 6
I'm still looking for a girl that projectile vomits green ectoplasm in the bedroom.
Ari1337 15
well you found her.
Hound328 9
Or you could have told him you faked the ******
stclair01 12
Tell him his O face reminds you of shrek
rogerover 19
Tell him to close his eyes if he doesn't like it. Or... A different position?
KickItHigh 32
These FMLs make my day. I guess you can't help it, OP.
tombobgeorges 3
mmm a paper bag on the head and if he's that narrow minded, use the condom box :).. sorry #4 I only read your comment now..
tombobgeorges 3
and I don't know how to delete..