Today, I came home from the minimum-wage job I suffer through to support my now ex-boyfriend's ailing music career. It seems his time management skills suck almost as badly as his music, because I found him in my bedroom, licking whipped cream off my step-sister. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after seven months of my supporting him, including paying all the bills, cleaning the house, and cooking, my unemployed "aspiring rapper" boyfriend finally got paid for his music. Did he buy me something nice? No, he called his boys to hit the club and pissed away everything he'd earned and then some. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML
Today, I found out that while I was at my job as an "essential" employee, my laid-off boyfriend was at home banging the landlord's daughter. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home and said he'd been fired from his minimum wage cashier job. He added that since I make enough to cover the bills, he wants to take a break from "working and shit." I stared at him, mouth agape, and he thought I was offering him a blowjob. FML
Today, I worked my boyfriend's shift so he could stay home. I even brought him the free meal I got for helping out. Turns out he wanted to stay home so badly to cheat on me. FML
Today, my unemployed scumbag boyfriend sold a painting I had just bought so he could buy phoney drugs that he told me he had quit. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, after I helped get my boyfriend get a new job, he thanked me by dumping me for some whore who works there. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. His excuse was that I never had time for his needs anymore. He’s unemployed but I guess me working and studying to get my degree so we could move out of his parents’ house was too much. Now I have no place to go. FML
Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
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yoursucklives 36
well at least jo can have all the money from your minimum wage job for yourself now.
Mossadchick 5
Yeah he can pretty much kiss any monetary support you gave him goodbye after that stunt. Maybe your stepsis can help him out. After all she had the money for the whipped cream..
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Comments (158)
mfayem 15
YDI for supporting your ex instead of kicking him out and forcing him to grow up.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Read the FML right, Dumbass!
jesinuevo 3
That guy is a asshole! Kick him out n beat her up. Then use the extra money to get the he'll out of Arkansas.
meljns 7
And you're this stupid because???
THE_A_TEEN 28
How is she stupid? She dumped him right after she saw what he's doing with her ster sister. I believe you are the stupid one.
spottyblanket 8
wow, sorry OP. Glad he is gone.
Whachubbleisthis 4
Ungrateful bastard!
patrickalamo 48
Musician without a girlfriend=homeless
eddyg94 11
Maybe there was just a severe shortage of plates? Or your boyfriend spilled shaving cream on your stepsister, didn't want to waste it, so lathered it on his face? Or perhaps what you thought was your stepsister was actually a gigantic cake that your boyfriend had made for you? Several reasonable explanations for this OP, can't believe you overreacted.
laden_swallow09 35
For one, the saying goes, "doesn't matter; had sex." Second, the only reason it'd be adjusted to the way you used it if OP was licking the whipped cream. That's why you're thumbed down.
imani132 6
Since his music sucks anyway, you're better off with some one new. You also should rub that fact. In his face
fat_snooki_lol 6
So sorry to hear that. Sounds like you've made a valuable and appropriate decision. Good luck.