Today, I came home from the minimum-wage job I suffer through to support my now ex-boyfriend's ailing music career. It seems his time management skills suck almost as badly as his music, because I found him in my bedroom, licking whipped cream off my step-sister. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after seven months of my supporting him, including paying all the bills, cleaning the house, and cooking, my unemployed "aspiring rapper" boyfriend finally got paid for his music. Did he buy me something nice? No, he called his boys to hit the club and pissed away everything he'd earned and then some. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML
Today, I found out that while I was at my job as an "essential" employee, my laid-off boyfriend was at home banging the landlord's daughter. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home and said he'd been fired from his minimum wage cashier job. He added that since I make enough to cover the bills, he wants to take a break from "working and shit." I stared at him, mouth agape, and he thought I was offering him a blowjob. FML
Today, I worked my boyfriend's shift so he could stay home. I even brought him the free meal I got for helping out. Turns out he wanted to stay home so badly to cheat on me. FML
Today, my unemployed scumbag boyfriend sold a painting I had just bought so he could buy phoney drugs that he told me he had quit. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, after I helped get my boyfriend get a new job, he thanked me by dumping me for some whore who works there. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. His excuse was that I never had time for his needs anymore. He’s unemployed but I guess me working and studying to get my degree so we could move out of his parents’ house was too much. Now I have no place to go. FML
Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
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yoursucklives 36
well at least jo can have all the money from your minimum wage job for yourself now.
Mossadchick 5
Yeah he can pretty much kiss any monetary support you gave him goodbye after that stunt. Maybe your stepsis can help him out. After all she had the money for the whipped cream..
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TheyCallMeDamien 18
Never take care of a man who refuses to try and take care of himself. Let your stepsister have him and kick him out or move out. You've learned three valuable things today: 1) Don't trust your stepsister ever or aid her in anyway because she's shady 2) Your hopefully "ex" is a douche who can't be trust but fear not he can be replaced 3) Never date a musician is not getting paid for his talent otherwise he's just a dabbler especially if you know he's not of commercial quality (meaning he can profit off his talent) *) As a bonus, get a better job and get a better boyfriend
white16sox 19
Hopefully ex? Read the damn FML again. " my now ex- boyfriend's ailing music carrer."
angelofsaturn 23
Make those motherfuckers buy you a new bed. You don't wanna sleep in their juices. Seriously OP I hope you find a guy who deserves to have a woman like you.
Ray_of_midnight 23
He's not by chance a drummer is he? Because what do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless. Seriously, given the number of wanna-bee musicians I knew when I was younger, this post surprises me not in the least.
CMC_LOVES_MGM 19
Why do you support him what's your benefit since you suffer so much?
klovemachine 24
YES! YES! YES!
ImaginaryFoe 1
Anybody that can support two people with a minimum wage job is strong enough to rise up from this. You must really love him. (I use the present tense because those feelings don't die quickly.) Move on. Make sure everyone knows why you're moving on so they will provide reminders should you think of taking him back into your life. You probably can't shut your step-sister out so easily. Good luck.
Yinyang98 3
Wow that sucks! You were obviously too good fir him anyway!
cheer4everever 0
Y was ur step sister in ur house to begin with???
Northsidebill 4
Seriously? Support his ailing music career? Exactly how did you see this ending, dumbass?
THE_A_TEEN 28
You tell me, Asshole.
kbrs10 0
WTF?!