Today, I came home from the minimum-wage job I suffer through to support my now ex-boyfriend's ailing music career. It seems his time management skills suck almost as badly as his music, because I found him in my bedroom, licking whipped cream off my step-sister. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after seven months of my supporting him, including paying all the bills, cleaning the house, and cooking, my unemployed "aspiring rapper" boyfriend finally got paid for his music. Did he buy me something nice? No, he called his boys to hit the club and pissed away everything he'd earned and then some. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML
Today, I found out that while I was at my job as an "essential" employee, my laid-off boyfriend was at home banging the landlord's daughter. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home and said he'd been fired from his minimum wage cashier job. He added that since I make enough to cover the bills, he wants to take a break from "working and shit." I stared at him, mouth agape, and he thought I was offering him a blowjob. FML
Today, I worked my boyfriend's shift so he could stay home. I even brought him the free meal I got for helping out. Turns out he wanted to stay home so badly to cheat on me. FML
Today, my unemployed scumbag boyfriend sold a painting I had just bought so he could buy phoney drugs that he told me he had quit. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, after I helped get my boyfriend get a new job, he thanked me by dumping me for some whore who works there. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. His excuse was that I never had time for his needs anymore. He’s unemployed but I guess me working and studying to get my degree so we could move out of his parents’ house was too much. Now I have no place to go. FML
Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
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yoursucklives 36
well at least jo can have all the money from your minimum wage job for yourself now.
Mossadchick 5
Yeah he can pretty much kiss any monetary support you gave him goodbye after that stunt. Maybe your stepsis can help him out. After all she had the money for the whipped cream..
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Comments (158)
vbmg152 19
I hope you threw him & his stuff to the curb! If you put up with it, YDI! If you kicked him out, good for you!
stevenmx86 8
Maybe you should drop the deadbeat and move on with your life?
hellbilly205 17
Can you read? It says EX.
Helldemon 32
Really sorry to hear that OP, you'll find someone better I'm sure :) It's nice for once to finally see the person saying ex instead of still saying my boyfriend or girlfriend when something like this happens.
IsThatAHorse 5
He must have no respect or decency to realize that you work for HIM to have a music career meanwhile he goes off with your sister nevertheless. FYL OP
Stryker5496 6
You sure thats whipped cream?
Shalamar 4
What an ASSHOLE. I'm sorry, OP.
Cynical_in_SK 6
Mmmm....whipped cream. YUM!
shawnaishere 14
Two careers you should never support a broke boyfriend with is music and sports( especially basketball,baseball and football) there are so many talented people in the world so their chances are low but sorry op. look on the bright side, you get the money for yourself now
thisisafunnyname 12
You forgot male prostitute. And hitman. And drug dealer
groupleader 7
Doesn't mattet, he had sex...and dessert
spicymama12345 2
Ya dude that sucks