Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
Today, I am passing New Year's Eve alone with my cat because everybody around me decided to celebrate in close committee, had a family emergency, or caught the C plague. FML
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to the sound of my cat puking up a hairball. This is the second year in a row he has done this. FML
Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML
Today, it's my birthday, I knew I would be on my own, so I brought some pancakes, only to come down and find that not only had my cat eaten them, but also that I’d have to clean his barf up. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I went Christmas shopping for my cat. I still haven't bought presents for my family, yet my cat already has several small gifts under the tree and an outfit to wear around the house. I really need a new hobby. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
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AnnaDeWitt 27
I don't see the problem here. You got to avoid drunk douche bags and you spent the holiday with a loyal friend. And you got cake!
rainbowsandshit1 20
Awwwww that's so cute :3
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Comments (57)
smokeybgx 10
This is sad and cute at the same time. I'm sorry hope 2015 is better for you, and your cat.
laineym1 10
Sounds like my New Years!
Niedermayer_20 12
Quit acting like drinking excessively and partying are the only activities to do.
jen1097 25
I like you
DewIchigo 17
That's adorbs! I cuddled with my cat when I got home :3
VampOfSavannah 31
There's nothing wrong with celebrating New Years with your kitty, it's adorable!! :) I'm sure she loved the little cake!
RobinGoodfellow 47
That's really sweet! I didn't even have a cat to celebrate with. Can't bake a cake for Netflix. I'm a little jealous of your party with your cat.
Car0line_1 2
Aw this is adorable
fiveforfighting 26
Did she like the cake?
pitapizzaparty 18
How sweet ;)