Today, i found myself talking to the rat living under my wardrobe as if he was my friend. It's only day 2 of the partial lockdown in Germany. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, I found out the animal that was gnawing behind the kitchen wall all night was indeed a wild rat and his entire family. FML
Today, I dreamed a rat crawled up from the toilet and attacked me. Now I'm afraid to even enter the bathroom. FML
Today, we’ve had a rat problem in our house for a few weeks. Recently I hid a bottle of booze in my room so my parents wouldn’t see it. But my parents saw a rat in my room and tore the whole thing apart to find it, eventually finding my bottle instead. I was literally ratted out by a rat. FML
Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML
Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML
Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally moved in with me, after being long distance for months. Our apartment just became infested with mice. FML
Today, my pet rat had babies. We've only ever owned one rat. FML
Today, I woke up to a squeaking noise and the feeling of something furry on my cheek. I smiled, thinking it was my guinea pigs nosing me awake. Then I remembered that my guinea pigs were in their cage on the other side of the room, and opened my eyes to see the biggest rat ever staring right at me. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Hey, if you play your cards right, he'll really be your friend, and when lockdown is over, you can take him to the Ratskeller!
Kraths 16
I quite enjoy my rat. she's fat and happy, loves pretzels and strawberries and is always giving me a weird stare.
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diraven 15
Try to lull him into a false sense of security by befriending him so if the lockdown goes on too long you have a backup source of meat (although not much)
RichardPencil 32
Hey, if you play your cards right, he'll really be your friend, and when lockdown is over, you can take him to the Ratskeller!
Kraths 16
I quite enjoy my rat. she's fat and happy, loves pretzels and strawberries and is always giving me a weird stare.
grant2000 13
thats what you get for voting those idiots in office. one person got sick? lock down the country. so stupir