Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
Today, I am passing New Year's Eve alone with my cat because everybody around me decided to celebrate in close committee, had a family emergency, or caught the C plague. FML
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to the sound of my cat puking up a hairball. This is the second year in a row he has done this. FML
Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML
Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML
Today, it's my birthday, I knew I would be on my own, so I brought some pancakes, only to come down and find that not only had my cat eaten them, but also that I’d have to clean his barf up. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I went Christmas shopping for my cat. I still haven't bought presents for my family, yet my cat already has several small gifts under the tree and an outfit to wear around the house. I really need a new hobby. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
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AnnaDeWitt 27
I don't see the problem here. You got to avoid drunk douche bags and you spent the holiday with a loyal friend. And you got cake!
rainbowsandshit1 20
Awwwww that's so cute :3
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Comments (57)
noralutter 10
sounds like a purrfect night to mee!
GunSlinger69 19
Hey cats love cake too!
lvg_fml 10
Sounds awesome but if you want to change that for next year it's on you. Get out and meet people or online dating or volunteer at an animal shelter anything
Erebus_Terror 12
You eat cakes made out of cats?
DarkSaphire2002 14
Aww...at least you're starting the new year with someone with someone who loves and appreciates you. Happy New Year to you and your fur baby!!
VampOfSavannah 31
Fur baby? Okay that's really adorable lol
deejoy 22
Sounds like the perfect night to me!
ODST_Panda 12
even tho I'm not a fan of cats, they are better than most people
False_Stupidity 42
Sounds like a purrrrfect end to the year to me!
gobiteme2 34
Hopefully you slipped in some catnip.
HeatherFeatherB 31
I'm actually jealous, OP. So don't worry.